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A Plywood Cow
08-12-2008, 01:56 PM
Well, we all eventually die, so, I bet we all want to die SOMEWAY, so, how do you want to die?
Personally, I just want to die in my sleep, just so there is barely any pain involved.
Oh yeah, after I die, I want to be taxidermied suplexing a cougar.
Larsa
08-12-2008, 02:48 PM
Well, we all eventually die, so, I bet we all want to die SOMEWAY, so, how do you want to die?
Personally, I just want to die in my sleep, just so there is barely any pain involved.
Oh yeah, after I die, I want to be taxidermied suplexing a cougar.
Lol
Well, the one way that I'm really scared about is being decapitated (Like at a guillotine) or killed with a lot of people at once, unarmed, in a lineup. So I think that's probably the way I do want to die, ironic I know.
MistaRob
08-12-2008, 09:40 PM
I want to go the same way my grandfather did, quietly in my sleep. Rather than screaming and panicking like those passengers in his car.
Batty Blindside
08-12-2008, 11:59 PM
I want to go the same way my grandfather did, quietly in my sleep. Rather than screaming and panicking like those passengers in his car.
Lmao, brilliant
I suppose the way I *want* to die, is in a free fall from an airplane. Just shut your eyes, and relax.
However, since I know there's no way in hell I'll be dieing in such a manner, I want my body to be pumped full of a plant growth stimulants, and buried 10ft under, with a tree resting on top of me.
Larsa
08-13-2008, 12:02 AM
Lmao, brilliant
I suppose the way I *want* to die, is in a free fall from an airplane. Just shut your eyes, and relax.
However, since I know there's no way in hell I'll be dieing in such a manner, I want my body to be pumped full of a plant growth stimulants, and buried 10ft under, with a tree resting on top of me.
Natural stimulants or synthetic toxic shit?
MistaRob
08-13-2008, 12:27 AM
I've always wondered about those people that commit suicide by either jumping out of a plane without a chute or off a tall building/bridge, if it must just suck that if on the way down, they suddenly have second thoughts and realize that their life is worth living.
Batty Blindside
08-13-2008, 12:34 AM
Natural stimulants or synthetic toxic shit?
Natural stimulants refined to be able to be pumped into a my body. No organic fertilizer, please. Then I really would be full of shit
Ashley
08-13-2008, 03:47 AM
Natural stimulants refined to be able to be pumped into a my body. No organic fertilizer, please. Then I really would be full of shit
Lol.
I don't really care how I die as long as its epic.
Not Ashley
08-13-2008, 04:31 AM
Like Blindside, I want to die one way, but it won't happen – from a heroin overdose! Likely though, I'll just kick the bucket in my sleep.
DivDee
08-13-2008, 07:59 AM
I want to go the same way my grandfather did, quietly in my sleep. Rather than screaming and panicking like those passengers in his car.Love that joke, can't remember what it's from.
I want to go saving someone or alot of people.
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ibcnuldu
08-13-2008, 07:56 PM
I've always wondered about those people that commit suicide by either jumping out of a plane without a chute or off a tall building/bridge, if it must just suck that if on the way down, they suddenly have second thoughts and realize that their life is worth living.
That would suck.
A little while back some guy shot himself in the chest to commit suicide. I'm not sure that's any better because then you suffer for 5-20 (depending where you hit) minutes and then die. Best just to stay away from suicide :P
I think I'd pretty much just like to go in my sleep. Or of sudden cardiac death like my uncle did. His chest hurt for a second and then he was gone.
Another good one is Alzheimer's, then you don't remember anything about it :P But then it sucks for all your friends and family.
Larsa
08-13-2008, 10:04 PM
I just remembered another way that I might want to die from icbnuldu's third paragraph, I want an artery to burst while I'm just standing somewhere so I die instantly.
Saint
08-13-2008, 10:14 PM
I want to die of an aneurysm in my sleep. Dull, I know. But it's painless, mentally and physically.
Razzie
08-13-2008, 10:39 PM
I want to die in battle! Swords blazing! For the glory of... Wait, been reading too much Drizzt lately. I don't really care how I die. You'll end up in the same place no matter how it happens. If it's painful, it'll make the sweet release that much sweeter. Though, I'd prefer to not die from cancer. It's taken enough of my family, I'd rather not let it take another.
Saint
08-13-2008, 10:42 PM
You'll end up in the same place no matter how it happens.
Well obviously you're not a terrorist. So, you know, thank God for that.
XxVivixX
08-14-2008, 01:45 PM
Simple, I want to die by taking a bullet for our loving President Bush.....yea right. I don't know how I want to die. I don't want to think that far ahead.
Batty Blindside
08-14-2008, 08:07 PM
Well obviously you're not a terrorist. So, you know, thank God for that.
But if he was a terrorist, he'd get those 72 virgins of his. Virgin sheep, virgin lizards, virgin cows, virgin dogs, virgin men, virgin women.
I just realized how odd of a word virgin is.
Saint
08-14-2008, 08:23 PM
I just realized how odd of a word virgin is.
Huh. I thought after hearing it so much that you would've gotten used to it by now.
Not Ashley
08-15-2008, 04:28 AM
But if he was a terrorist, he'd get those 72 virgins of his. Virgin sheep, virgin lizards, virgin cows, virgin dogs, virgin men, virgin women.
I just realized how odd of a word virgin is.That's only six types of virgin! What about the other 66?!
Tommy
08-15-2008, 08:31 AM
I want to die getting hit by a rollercoaster while I'm getting my hat I threw in there.
DivDee
08-15-2008, 10:37 AM
Huh. I thought after hearing it so much that you would've gotten used to it by now.Thats was a fucking tasty burn, bravo sir.
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Lady Rinoa
08-15-2008, 03:02 PM
I don't know how I want to die. I don't want to think that far ahead.
Ditto. I dont wanna know, I don' even want to think about it >.<
I am scared of a freak accident though :worried:
Batty Blindside
08-15-2008, 07:09 PM
No body wants to die in old age from the intensity of an orgasm? I think it'd be pretty fuckin' nice to die with the full pleasure of an orgasm tickling my nerves.
Vinosec
08-15-2008, 07:23 PM
I'd like to grow old and die. A peaceful death would be the best for me.
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