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L
09-21-2007, 10:35 PM
C'mon, we know you all have them. Share some of your lulz with us. :monster:

Lady Aerith says:
Hahaha Saix xD He was all drunk and talking seriously to me earlier
Derek says:
XD
Lady Aerith says:
And then he goes
Lady Aerith says:
"I really hate talking seriously when I'm drunk, so can we hate on each other for awhile?" and I was like "YAS" because it was WEIRD
Derek says:
xD
Derek says:
I wish I could have that kind of opprotunity
Lady Aerith says:
Saix's talked to me pretty seriously quite often. People are always fooled, but he and I are pretty good friends
Derek says:
I don't really see a connection on the forums, but I wouldn't doubt it. ;p
Lady Aerith says:
xD That's the point
Lady Aerith says:
We talk every single day on MSN
Derek says:
D:
Derek says:
LIES
Derek says:
SMEXSTEALER
Lady Aerith says:
LMFAO
Derek says:
D:<
Lady Aerith says:
We always act like we hate each other on the forums, but if you pay close attention we always throw a little <3 or a xD at the end of our insults
Lady Aerith says:
The reason why is because we used to fucking hate each other. We couldn't stand one another and then when he got promoted to staff, he came to me and apologized for being so terrible to me
Lady Aerith says:
And we've been friends every since then
Derek says:
I don't take insults from Saix seriously
Lady Aerith says:
Neither do I xD
Lady Aerith says:
But ours are just for the lulz
Lady Aerith says:
Anyway, people knew that we hated each other and so for the lulz we still act like we hate each other
Derek says:
xD
Derek says:
Smexstealing decieving whobag :monster:
Lady Aerith says:
Yas
Derek says:
>=)

Ex Deo
09-22-2007, 12:50 AM
Hey Rob! Do you still have our discussion on the miniature world that's inside the Irish Spring bottles???

Honest Abel
09-22-2007, 12:58 AM
Сannαbel says:
Here's a funny conversation.
Derek says:
Hm?

MistaRob
09-22-2007, 10:33 AM
No Ex but I can paraphrase it.

Me: I just saw that irish spring commercial again, maybe I'll try that stuff.

Ex: I'm not going near that's stuff.

Me: What? Why not? don't like it or something?

Ex: No, cause there's tiny women inside it

Me: Wait what? You're afraid there's tiny women inside the irish spring bottle?

Ex: Yeah, like you see how there's a vortex in the commercial, and those tiny women come out of the bottle? that vortex probably leads to their world.

Me: A vortex to a land with tiny irish women?

Ex: Yeah man

Me: Well it's not like they could do anything to hurt you

Ex: Well what if they come out when I'm asleep. That would scare the shit out of me.

Me: meh, you'd probably just crush them if you rolled over so they wouldn't be able to really harm you physically, mentally, meh it'd be hard to tell since I've never accidentally crushed a tiny person whilst I slept. There'd probably be a brief feeling of godlike power for a moment or two.

and it kinda goes off from there to include invading the land of minature irish people and whether or not the irish spring stuff is made of processed tiny irish people.

L
09-22-2007, 08:06 PM
Most of the blank messages are just cookie monsters and XD so cba filling them in :monster:

Derek says
Is Dyne a mod, or does he have a pretty colored name?
Fjell says:
Admin.
Fjell says:
A really bad admin
Derek says:
@ ____ @
Derek says:
You're fucking kidding.
Fjell says:
Nope.
Derek says:
He's a complete fucking retard
Fjell says:
I know.
Derek says:
Well, that Ryan dude is cool.
Derek says:
He deleted some twatter so I could have my new name. :]
Derek says:
http://forums.bleachexile.com/showthread.php?t=15997
Derek says:
watch the cripple
Derek says:
I almost feel sorry for him
Derek says:
I'm going to pwn him if you don't do it
Fjell says:
He's a knob.
Fjell says:
You go ahead.
Derek says:
xD
Derek says:
I'm gun b strate n 2 da poynt
Derek says:
Flame+1 for Derek
Fjell says:

Derek says:
Telling an Admin to GTFO+1 for Derek
Derek says:
I like Blexile
Fjell says:
Yeah
Fjell says:
It needs moar 18+.
Derek says:
As long as dyne is admin anyway =D
Derek says:
Does everyone always pwn dyne?
Fjell says:
Probably.
Derek says:
sux
Derek says:
I won't get any recognition for this. :\
Derek says:
http://forums.bleachexile.com/showthread.php?p=645865&posted=1#post645865
Derek says:
RED NAO
Derek says:
*READ
Derek says:
roflpwnt ftw
Derek says:
I know I'm going to get infracted for that, so who's an administrator who isn't retarded?
Derek says:
What the fuck?
Derek says:
Is flaming permitted? xD
Fjell says:
Dunno
Derek says:

Derek says:
Did you rep me again? <3
Fjell says:
I will. In due time.
Derek says:
Well, someone else repped me
Fjell says:
Just rep'd you.
Derek says:
Or increased my rep by means of ACP or MCP
Derek says:
xD
Fjell says:
I de-repped Dyne.
Derek says:
imma be rite on dat
Derek says:
I loove being rep happy.
Derek says:
I'm banned.
Derek says:
Fucking faggot.
Fjell says:
Dyne is an ashole.
Derek says:
I'll be speaking to the administrators. <3
Fjell says:
Imma make a thread.
Derek says:
xD
Fjell says:
http://forums.bleachexile.com/showthread.php?p=646012#post646012
Derek says:
I c already
Derek says:
Vic- Retard a
BleachChick13-Retard b
dyne-King of Retards
Derek says:
D:
Derek says:
Now you're banned.
Derek says:
That's bullshit, yoh.
Derek says:
He's the owner?
Derek says:
Shit.
Derek says:
That's fucking retarded.
Derek says:
Dude, you there?
Derek says:
D : <
Fjell says:
Yah.
Derek says:
So Dyne is really the owner?
Fjell says:
Dunno.
Derek says:

Derek says:
I still don't understand why he banned you
Fjell says:
Don't you find it strange
Fjell says:
As soon as you come, I get banned?
Derek says:
It's not my fault D: <
Derek says:
Does your Division have a lot of winspirit?
Fjell says:
Yes, we do.
Fjell says:
9th Division owns all.
Fjell says:
Zei is a fucking geezer.
Derek says:
xD
Derek says:
So they're going to make an uproar about it?
Fjell says:
I
Fjell says:
Am.
Fjell says:
well
Fjell says:
Was.
Fjell says:
I dunno if 9th Division will.
Derek says:

Derek says:
The people are already turning.
Fjell says:
He banned Spike too.
Derek says:
Spike66666 makes me lulz
Derek says:
xD
Fjell says:
Spike666666 stood up for me and you, dude
Derek says:
He rules even if he is a retard
Derek says:
How long are you banned?
Fjell says:
Dunno.
Fjell says:
Don't care
Fjell says:
Either.
Derek says:
I'm banned for two years
Fjell says:
Date the ban will be lifted: 09-29-2007
Derek says:
This signifies a time of great justice
Derek says:
FUCK YOU

L
09-30-2007, 07:38 PM
/revivethread

Derek says:
FUCKKKKK
Derek says:
I was supposed to cut the grass, but now it's too dark to see what needs to be mowed.
Derek says:
no fouramz 4 long tiem T-T
[Mumble] says:
START CUTTING
[Mumble] says:
NAO
Derek says:
I CANT D:
Derek says:
ITS TOO DARK
Derek says:
T-T
[Mumble] says:
JUST DO IT
Derek says:
But...
Derek says:
It's darkout
[Mumble] says:
I can do it with my eyes closed
[Mumble] says:
I don't see why you can't
Derek says:
I'm not going to mow the entire lawn just to cut the grass that hasn't been cut when half of it has been mowed
[Mumble] says:
can I throw this picture of us on my facebook?

[Mumble] sends:
*insert MSN virus here*

Derek says:
O_O
Derek says:
That's incredibly gay
Derek says:
yo pictaz suck

You have failed to receive *insert virus name* from [Mumble].

Exodus
10-01-2007, 08:29 AM
tl;dr .

Black Chaos
10-05-2007, 05:05 AM
You know Saix is Some stupid welsh guy who lives in the North

Its true ask him your self and is name is David xD

L
10-05-2007, 05:35 AM
You know Saix is Some stupid welsh guy who lives in the North

BZZZZZZZZT!!! WRONG.

Its true ask him your self and is name is David xD

Sorry buddy, no cigar.

Black Chaos
10-05-2007, 06:56 AM
BZZZZZZZZT!!! WRONG.



Sorry buddy, no cigar.

:D Whatever..... fine the Corp.

Black Chaos
10-11-2007, 05:14 PM
Shitface and Dickhead

lol

http://i24.tinypic.com/30ubtpu.jpg

L
12-03-2007, 04:48 AM
Servbot 41 says:
fail forums eLmo
Ŀ says:
fux0r j00 ;mon
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it's only phail because alen is a retard ;mon
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Servbot 41 says:
saix fux0r j00 eLmo
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>_>
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Ŀ says:
MAI MSN ARE TEH GAYZ
Ŀ says:
>:C
Ŀ says:
it's only phail because alen is a retard ;mon
Ŀ says:
thar we go ^.^
Ŀ says:
gaiz, r u thar? D:
Ŀ says:
sad;
*
Servbot 41 just sent you a nudge.
*
Ŀ says:
FAG
Ŀ says:
I WAS SCARED
Ŀ says:
sad;
Servbot 41 says:
NEWFAG
Servbot 41 says:
GO DIE U PUSSY
Ŀ says:
NO U NUB
Servbot 41 says:
NO U GAIAFAG
Ŀ says:
WTF? wacky:
Jon says:
hahahaha. :cm:
Servbot 41 says:
thass right bitch! i called j00 a gaia fag!
Servbot 41 says:
what'choo gon' do bout it?!
Ŀ says:
what the fuck is that? ;mon
Ŀ says:
niggerfaggot ;mon
Servbot 41 says:
GAIAFAG, u lurk gaia for 14 year old wapanese
Ŀ says:
fuck you niggerfag birdie
Servbot 41 says:
fuck u gaiafag birdie
Ŀ says:
Ŀ says:
fuck you niggerfag birdie
Servbot 41 says:
Servbot 41 says (2:27 AM):
fuck u gaiafag
birdie
Ŀ says:
Ŀ says:
Ŀ says:
fuck you niggerfag birdie
Telmaen says:
fuck you both
Telmaen says:
eLmo
Servbot 41 says:
*cops a feel*
Jon says:
lmao.
Ŀ says:
Ŀ says:
Ŀ says:
Ŀ says:
fuck you niggerfag birdie
Telmaen says:
:slap:
Servbot 41 says:
ooooh, hit me harder *cops more feels*
Ŀ says:
wacky:
Telmaen says:
:-O
Telmaen says:
perv
Servbot 41 says:
eLmo
Servbot 41 says:
i'm gonna go to bed and have sweet dreams of nephry cOOkie
Ŀ says:
wacky:
Jon says:
later, VR
Telmaen says:
:what:
Ŀ says:
now the convo dies ;mon
Servbot 41 says:
night wObble
Telmaen says:
night
Ŀ says:
bai
Servbot 41 says:
*cops one last feel off nephry*
Ŀ says:
xD
Servbot 41 says:
mmmm....that's the stuff
Ŀ says:
She's going to have a flamethrower soon ;mon
Telmaen says:
stop sexually harassing me over the internets
Telmaen says:
:mon:
Servbot 41 says:
NO U
Servbot 41 says:
*copsafeel*
Ŀ says:
or maybe a shotgun.... >_>
Telmaen says:
I'll hire Derek as security
Servbot 41 says:
pfft
Telmaen says:
eLmo
Ŀ says:
wacky:
Ŀ says:
I'll be busy wanking to pr0n on the job and exchanging them with VR over MSN ;mon
Servbot 41 says:
pr0n of nephry eLmo
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wacky:
*
Ŀ says:
wacky:
Servbot 41 says:
cOOkie
Ŀ says:
I think GP might strangle meh if she found outwacky:
Telmaen says:
I'll secretly replace it with porn of Zeria
Ŀ says:
olololo
Telmaen says:
and we'll see who has the last laugh
Telmaen says:
:mon:
Jon says:
lmao.
Ŀ says:
me, of course. ;mon
Ŀ says:
because I'll be that guy who keeps laughing and won't shut the fuck up ;mon
Servbot 41 says:
you wouldnt do that to me T_T
Telmaen says:
actually, I was going to do it to Derek
Ŀ says:
D:
Telmaen says:
I'll give you Rhea prons
Ŀ says:
D:
Servbot 41 says:
....
Ŀ says:
NUUUUUUUU
Servbot 41 says:
you're evil
Ŀ says:
no wei!
Ŀ says:
only if she's wearing a bag on her headwacky:
Jon says:
Cholo porns are free. :cm:
Servbot 41 says:
just for that, no secks for a month
Servbot 41 says:
no ><
Ŀ says:
we get secks?
Servbot 41 says:
only nephry eLmo
Ŀ says:
I demand reprimands for this injustice!
Servbot 41 says:
but you can get secks too if you find me some hot scene bitches
Ŀ says:
wacky:
Servbot 41 says:
go finds them. nao. so i can wake up surrounded by scene boobies
Ŀ says:
ololo
Servbot 41 says:
eLmo
Ŀ says:
i cba ;mon
Servbot 41 says:
then no secks birdie
Ŀ says:
o i was talking about sechz with nephry :3
Ŀ says:
not u silie boi ;mon
Servbot 41 says:
well fuk u
Ŀ says:
birdie
Servbot 41 says:
gaiafag birdie
Ŀ says:
niggerfagbirdie\
Servbot 41 says:
necrofag birdie
Ŀ says:
jewfagbirdie
Servbot 41 says:
spicfag birdie
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nigrafagbirdie
*
Ŀ says:
nigrafagbirdie
Servbot 41 says:
furfag birdie
Ŀ says:
manspicjewfagbirdie
Servbot 41 says:
manbearpigfag birdie
*
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womandickcuntshitfagtardbirdie
*
Ŀ says:
womandickcuntshitfagtardbirdie
Servbot 41 says:
grandmahorsecockdoggymungfag birdie
Ŀ says:
grannyfuckingfagmuffinbitchbirdie
Servbot 41 says:
yourselffag birdie
Ŀ says:
noufagbirdie
Servbot 41 says:
nephryfag birdie
Servbot 41 says:
owait, thats me
Ŀ says:
j00fagbirdie
Ŀ says:
xD
Telmaen says:
:what:
Servbot 41 says:
xD
Servbot 41 says:
i'm off to bed nao, night *cops more feels off nephry*
Ŀ says:
later ;mon
Servbot 41 says:
night eLmo *copcopcop*
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wacky:
*
Telmaen says:
gtfo
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wacky:
*
Ŀ says:
wacky:
Telmaen says:
:mon:
Servbot 41 says:
aww T_T
Jon says:
lol, night.
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he's never going to leave ;mon
*
Servbot 41 says:
fine, i know when i'm not loved
Servbot 41 says:
cUt
Ŀ says:
he's never going to leave ;mon
Telmaen says:
:wubb:
Servbot 41 says:
FUK U GAIAMOTHERUPURARSEINYOURDOGFAG birdie
Ŀ says:
he cannat resist us.
*
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*
Ŀ says:
and copping feels at breasts
Ŀ says:
sux cox imho ;gmon
Telmaen says:
ya rly
Ŀ says:
;mon
Ŀ says:
i bet j00r bewbz are s00rwacky:
Telmaen says:
lol
Ŀ says:
lawsuit imho ;gmon
Telmaen says:
:mon:
Telmaen says:
know a good lawyer?
Ŀ says:
I think Jon could probably do it;mon
Telmaen says:
maybe
Telmaen says:
maybe he's played Phoenix Wright

Drifter
12-06-2007, 12:10 AM
Dave has a good MSN Convo somewhere...

Lady Rinoa
12-06-2007, 12:13 AM
You mean the bunny one? That convo is so infamous :P

Drifter
12-06-2007, 12:14 AM
Of course I mean the bunny one. :)

Lady Rinoa
12-06-2007, 12:18 AM
Thought so :laugh:

I don't know who has it anymore, maybe Trav or Simon.

Drifter
12-06-2007, 12:19 AM
I have it on my desktop probably. I know Trav, Simon or Edman has it (Eddy has everything ever).

Dr. Zoltan
12-06-2007, 03:37 PM
[4:03:16 PM] Charlie: you havin' a bar mitzvah or something in the nex
t few months?
[4:20:11 PM] Charlie: XD
[4:20:29 PM] :-:Jãblés:-:: haha
[4:20:38 PM] :-:Jãblés:-:: sorry dude I didn't see the convo
[4:20:44 PM] Charlie: Ah
[4:21:00 PM] :-:Jãblés:-:: Why would I want a bar mitzvah?
[4:21:15 PM] Charlie: To brag to all your friends
[4:21:21 PM] :-:Jãblés:-:: nah
[4:21:35 PM] Charlie: that you had a bar mitzvah and weren't even Jewi
sh
[4:21:43 PM] :-:Jãblés:-:: haha
[4:21:45 PM] :-:Jãblés:-:: no
[4:21:54 PM] :-:Jãblés:-:: I don't want my little man to have his skin
cut off

[19:15:37] Charlie: Yo man
[19:15:43] Ceri -[Natas: hey
[19:16:10] Charlie: How did your day go?
[19:16:17] Ceri -[Natas: fine...dfine lol
[19:16:26] Charlie: sw00t
[19:17:39] Charlie: I had a crazy day down at the charity shop. One ofthe managers was proper flirting with me, and she is gorgeous too O.O She was like complimenting my hair, asking if I had a girlfriend, and then if I was looking for one, and thenn asked my age... wow it was crazy
[19:20:01] Ceri -[Natas: :|
[19:20:09] Ceri -[Natas: You should have raped her there and then
[19:20:27] Charlie: Lol, she's actually pregnant too, though I don't know if she's attached or not
[19:20:36] Ceri -[Natas: doesn't matter
[19:20:46] Ceri -[Natas: poke her so hard that the babies head can feel the lovin'
[19:20:57] Charlie: [lol
[19:21:25] Charlie: When I go back in on saturday I'm gonna be a big more chatty and flirty with her, I was a touch taken aback today... [lol
[19:21:31] Ceri -[Natas: haha

[19:44:35] Joel.: THOSE NINJAS ARE STEALING THAT OLD MANS DIAMONDS
[19:44:39] Ceri -[New R: FUX
[19:44:46] Ceri -[New R: WE GORA STEEL DAT SHIT BACK MUTHAFUXA
[19:44:49] Joel.: lmfao
[19:45:38] Charlie has changed his/her status to Idle
[19:45:49] Desecration: any1 here like welsh bands ? desecration , nec
rocest or Nailed ? i love des and like others
[19:45:58] Ceri -[New R: Welsh bands pretty much suck
[19:46:01] Joel.: graffias
[19:46:04] Ceri -[New R: thats why no-one hears of them
[19:46:10] Ceri -[New R: appart from Graffias
[19:46:11] Ceri -[New R: of course
[19:46:14] Joel.: lmao
[19:46:19] Ceri -[New R: Graffias + Tom Jones = welsh legend
[19:46:20] Ceri -[New R: s
[19:46:29] Joel.: oh hell yes
[19:46:41] Joel.: Gaz you should listen to Jay Z
[19:46:44] Ceri -[New R: say...Gary, what brand of toilet is your favourite? I like that one with the dog
[19:46:53] Ceri -[New R: toilet paper*
[19:46:56] Joel.: porcelain
[19:47:00] Desecration: dont have 1
[19:47:04] Ceri -[New R: Why not!?

[19:04:58] Ceri: best song ever
[19:04:59] Ceri: DING A LING DANG MY DANG A LONG DING LONGDING A LING
DANG MY DANG A LONG DING LONGDING A LING DANG MY DANG A LON
G DING LONGDING A LING DANG MY DANG A LONG DING LONGDING A
LING DANG MY DANG A LONG DING LONG
[19:05:00] Ceri: DING A LING DANG MY DANG A LONG DING LONGDING A LING
DANG MY DANG A LONG DING LONGDING A LING DANG MY DANG A LON
G DING LONG
[19:05:00] Ceri: DING A LING DANG MY DANG A LONG DING LONGDING A LING
DANG MY DANG A LONG DING LONG
[19:05:01] Ceri: DING A LING DANG MY DANG A LONG DING LONGDING A LING
DANG MY DANG A LONG DING LONG
[19:05:01] (¯`·._.·[$ìm: [qmg
[19:05:01] (¯`·._.·[$ìm: q
[19:05:01] Ceri: DING A LING DANG MY DANG A LONG DING LONGDING A LING
DANG MY DANG A LONG DING LONG
[19:05:02] Ceri: DING A LING DANG MY DANG A LONG DING LONGDING A LING
DANG MY DANG A LONG DING LONG
[19:05:03] Ceri: DING A LING DANG MY DANG A LONG DING LONG
[19:05:04] Ceri: DING A LING DANG MY DANG A LONG DING LONGDING A LING
DANG MY DANG A LONG DING LONG'

Derek
12-06-2007, 06:05 PM
Of course I mean the bunny one. :)
Someone, for the love of whomever, please post that up. I've heard stories, but not "the" story! I must read it, as it became a highlight of Dave after all.

Drifter
12-06-2007, 06:47 PM
I'll try to get it from someone.

NightCrawler
12-20-2007, 12:46 AM
As per Drifter's request. A true CLASSIC from the old FFE days.

Mistah Roth | FFExtreme has been added to the conversation.

Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
ROTH!
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:

Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
Don;t beat me
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
Awww.
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
Pleeeease
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
...odd...
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
*beats*
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
Why are you so pathetic?
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
I'm from Canada *shivers*
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
That explains things.
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
So a little bloodrush will make you warm.
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
Why are you so manly and horrible
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
Because you're brittle.
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
And a pussy.
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
I'm from England. Plus I'm the better admin.
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:

BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
I'll give you that.
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
Doh
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
$4I'm so stupid!
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
You people need MSN Plus!
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
Bunnies make you weak, Dave.
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
I coulda sold sooo much email addresses to evil money grabbing coroprate assholes.
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
No one will love me with a superior English admin around that doesn't have a penchant for beastiality/paedophillia/necrophillia/homosexuality
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
Hush Simon, you horrible horrible man
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
Sadly, you're correct. You'll always be second best.
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
What would your mother say
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:

BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
She's say
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
Hmmm. Now there's a good question.
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
"Get off the bunny!" to you Roth
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
She would probably sympathize with the bunnies.
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
haha lol
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
...die...
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
You laugh now...
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
However, one of these days the bunnies will bite you right back in the arse.
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
You know you're quite attractive Simon
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
If I was more into buggery than aminals I'd have a gay relationship with you anytime
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
Come here Davey.
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
What if Simon dies in a horrible accident?
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
Ooh Simon, take me in your strong and ropey arms, take me now
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
Hey. Did you notice. We win
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
Poor Dave. All those bunnies have made him attention starved.
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
The "two admins" and the most legendary member. WON!
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
We could be the lovers of FFE.
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
Replace fluffy the bunny and Roth?
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
NEVER
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
But what about the members what would they say?
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
We are but star crossed lovers bound by the ominous tides of fate
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
They'd pay to see.
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
It was meant to be. The members would have to support us...
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
otherwise the ban button is looking mighty friendly.
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
What?! You'd go against your principles of democracy? You've changed..you're no longer the man I love
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
And yet I can't bear to be without you, hold me Simon
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
Dave. I don't know if I can handle our hot blooded passion anymore.
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
Did you notice.
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
You're just too much.
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
Clockwork remains?
Clockwork Orange says:
yes
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
You're dumping me?
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
Is this a "dear john"
Clockwork Orange says:
is that a problem
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:

BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
No.
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
Give me another chance
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
I CAN CHAAAAAANGE
Clockwork Orange says:
good good
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
I'm good with problems
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
You'll never change. The bunnies always had more of you than I.
Clockwork Orange says:
should be a pro
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
Call me DR. Phil. Except my name is Cory. No no, call me DR. Cory.
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
and yet I love you still.
Clockwork Orange says:
that would be a better name
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
Does this make this look like a romantic sex story, or what?
Clockwork Orange says:
yeah
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
"Come into my arms!" Dave shouted as the bunny ran closer...
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
No!
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
Does my body disgust you?
Clockwork Orange says:
yes
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
doh
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
I love you Dave...
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
It's repulsive.
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
Then you'll come away with me to frolic in a woodland paradise?
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
Can I come?
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
I wont be a bother
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
Yet, I can't bear another minute of you. I couldn't live among your woodland friends.
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
Too much competition?
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
There would be too much rivalry.
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
even in the graveyard....
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
or at the local primary school...
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
You're intimidated by bunnies?
Clockwork Orange says:
ffs
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
Ohhh Simon, I was only ever in it for the sex
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
I'm afraid that I would hurt them...
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
WHAT?!
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
You hurt everything you touch
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:

Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
You're a cruel man, who could truly love a beast like you?
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
I only wanted you for your finely toned body
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
You never loved me?
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
A bigger female beast
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
No
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
I mean I know I'm irresistable, but I thought we were mooooooooore.
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
Was it the Beatles?
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
Iron Maiden?
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
It was your mullet
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
*swoons*
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
So long and thick..like fur
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
...You people disguist me...
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:

Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
rabbit fur...*drools* hmmmammmmmrmrm
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:

Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
*starts beatin off*
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
...
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
*turns away*
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
I'm off. This pain is just too great.
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
How will I ever be able to face FFE?
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
You'll always be better than me LL!
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
Later on...
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
Farewell my love, kind of
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
Don't patronise me.
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
haha lol
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
Don't worry, they'll find out. Dunno how though
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
You're so uptight and cuntish
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:

Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
And you smell
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
And what are you then?
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
And you only have one eyebrow
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
a unibrow as it were
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
You thought my unibrow was sexy though.
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
..that's true *licks nipples*
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
You're a confusing little bunny fucker Dave.
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
I'm wearing bunny slippers
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
only bunny slippers
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
lol
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
... *wipes mental image*
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
How can I laugh at a time like this?

NightCrawler
12-20-2007, 12:46 AM
Sorry for the double post. Convo. too big to fit in one post.

Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
*crosses legs*
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
You've broken my heart.
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
You have no feelings
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
See. you're sick simon.
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
You're pure evil
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
And I'm going to deadmin you
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
You're a menace to men..
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:

Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
At least I'm not a menace to the woodland creatures...
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
What's your point
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
Make a new usergroup.
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
the "Ex-lovers" one.
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
I enjoy myself and love my life, sure it's weird and I'm wanted by the police in 6 different country under sexual offences, but I live my life
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
but YOU
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
YOU spend your time hurting others, drawing happiness from their suffering
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
*hides* You got Roth angry, nice one, dumbass.
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
And you never leave me alone!
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
He broke my heart.
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
How can i get work done with you debating against me and making me look dumb
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
I never meant any of it.
BOOYA. I WILL WIN. *cockbites* says:
What with all Simon's brains?
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
You are a plague on FFE, your presence is making the community go bad
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
I'm off. I can't take this
Drifter has been added to the conversation.
Drifter says:
Hey whores.
Drifter says:
xD
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
DRIFTIZZLE
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
Go on.
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
Love him.
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
Fuck him.
Drifter says:
With pleasure.
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
Why so harsh and abrasive Si?
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
Is this about that girl?
Lennon Legend- As Long as this thing's loaded... says:
Drift, he'll use you too.
Mistah Roth | FFExtreme says:
OOOoooOOooO

Ashley
12-20-2007, 01:59 AM
That isn't hte bunny convo that I recall.

MistaRob
12-20-2007, 02:08 AM
I vote greatest convo ever though. We need Simon on here.

NightCrawler
12-20-2007, 03:07 AM
Hmm. Ashley's right. this isn't the true bunny conversation. Dave doesn't seem drunk in this one. I will find the true bunny conversation even if it's the life of me. *goes back to searching backups.*

Kerotin
12-20-2007, 03:21 AM
yeah I didn't see any "you make buny sad! dont be mene to bunny!"

Drifter
12-20-2007, 09:06 AM
That is 1000% not the bunny conversation. I don't even remotely remember that conversation either, I sure hope I made him bleed a little though.

Oh and I doubt Simon would bother here, he's not that much into these places for the most part anymore.

Akira Avelon
02-03-2008, 01:45 AM
Okay I got one! This just happened tonight as Ty and I were talking about his new thread he had made. "What is the most brilliant idea/creation in everyday life?"

~Akira Avelon~ I got a PS3!!!! says:
haha posted
~Akira Avelon~ I got a PS3!!!! says:
and I did two. the fridge and the Wheel!
Tycoon (For Ty, there is no middle ground!) says:
how about fridge wheel
Tycoon (For Ty, there is no middle ground!) says:
or a fridge on wheels
~Akira Avelon~ I got a PS3!!!! says:
lol
Tycoon (For Ty, there is no middle ground!) says:
I should patent that
~Akira Avelon~ I got a PS3!!!! says:
that'd be an icecream truck
Tycoon (For Ty, there is no middle ground!) says:
I'd be a rich
Tycoon (For Ty, there is no middle ground!) says:
SHUTUP!\
Tycoon (For Ty, there is no middle ground!) says:
GAH
~Akira Avelon~ I got a PS3!!!! says:
LOL!!!

A Plywood Cow
02-03-2008, 01:57 AM
I just now realized an ice cream truck is a freezer on wheels. >_>

Dr. Zoltan
02-03-2008, 08:05 PM
Ceri - Safe as milk says:
welcome to the 5 to midnight wanking circle...please do not mess up the 'wank aids'
Charlie says:
lol
Ceri - Safe as milk says:
Simon been on?
Charlie says:
Nah
Ceri - Safe as milk says:
hmm he's been on his PS3
Charlie says:
Whacking it to the new Sister Undressing game :(
Ceri - Safe as milk says:
lol
Charlie says:
It's sick

NightCrawler
02-06-2008, 01:06 AM
This one had me in tears lol.

sweet17: Hi
bloodninja: hello
bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
bloodninja: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
bloodninja: look I’m sorry. I’m just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
bloodninja: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
bloodninja: No. I’m in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
bloodninja: Don’t fucking laugh at me!
bloodninja: This shit is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a fucking break
bloodninja: I’m serious.
sweet17: I don’t get it
bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
bloodninja: I’m wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
bloodninja: It’s kindof embarrasing.
bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are fucking sick.
bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
bloodninja: so I know you aren’t one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: I’m not a cop i told you
bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
bloodninja: Hurry up.
bloodninja: Are you there?
bloodninja: fuck you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
bloodninja: Weren’t you!?
sweet17: thats not it
bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I don’t want to send you the picture cause I’m not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren’t
sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT!
bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What’s your e-mail?
bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. I’m looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I’ve lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I’m not that much smaller than that now.
bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn’t you.
bloodninja: I’ll be damned if it ain’t!
sweet17: You don’t look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy….
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go fuck yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won’t get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn’t have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You’ve done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn’t hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can’t believe that cops are after you
bloodninja: I can’t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!
bloodninja: You’d break both of his legs.
sweet17: You’re a fucking wanker!
sweet17: I’ve been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don’t even know me
bloodninja: Ok. I’m sorry.
sweet17: No you aren’t
bloodninja: You’re right. I’m not.
bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17: I’m done with you
bloodninja: Aww. I’m sorry.
sweet17: I’m putting you on ignore
bloodninja: Wait a sec
bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
bloodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
bloodninja: I’ll eat your kitty
sweet17: You’ll what?
bloodninja: You heard me.
bloodninja: I said I’d eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn’t get it hard after seeing my picture
bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I’d like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
bloodninja: Well I’m not like most men.
bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don’t know
bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I’m afraid to
bloodninja: Why?
sweet17: cause
bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn’t that seem strange to you?
bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
bloodninja: Fine. I won’t do it if you don’t want me to
sweet17: I didn’t say that
bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
bloodninja: When I start to go limp… you say “HARRRR!!!”
bloodninja: ok?
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can’t be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: It’s my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
bloodninja: Then you’ll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh …going limp.
sweet17: Har
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
bloodninja: …still limp
bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple…
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin…
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: …going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

Akira Avelon
02-06-2008, 01:13 AM
LOL Bloodninja always pwns!

Antikhrist
02-06-2008, 01:18 AM
Wow, I've never read that Bloodninja one before. That was great. :]

Spectre Dynamo
02-06-2008, 11:41 PM
I think i should find the conversation between me and Dave from a few years back, he was really really drunk and yelling something about not hurting the easter bunny.. oh yeah it was on the night before easter. good times.

NightCrawler
02-07-2008, 03:17 AM
You mean when he got piss drunk and went "u make buny sad, dont be mene to buny!"

Please for the love of God find that convo. and post it.

Spectre Dynamo
02-07-2008, 04:18 AM
yeah that was good times.. back in the old FFE. when i was talking to him that night i didnt know he was drunk until he started talking about the bunny and something about a girl there.. it was all pretty incoherent.

ibcnuldu
02-07-2008, 08:14 PM
Yeah there was one time he was talking about some girl. And we accused him of raping and killing her and he kept saying NOOOOOOOO

That was interesting.

Shakan'Dar
02-13-2008, 08:55 PM
*context* we're both guys.

Steven : hey!
Broken Fork!!! : hey man
Broken Fork!!! : what u been up to??
Steven : shower
Broken Fork!!! : lol sounds good
Steven: oh....it was
Steven: you should have been there
Broken Fork!!! : oh u have no idea how sad i am that i missed out
Steven: hmm, there's always tomorrow
Broken Fork!!! : it's a date :D

Mac
02-14-2008, 01:53 AM
Random shit from yesterday:

Me: So, we agreed that we were gonna leave at 8 O'clock, right?
Friend: ... Fat girls needs love too.

I laughed my ass off.

Akira Avelon
03-13-2008, 03:00 AM
LOL! okay. this is me and a friend.. talk about random while role playing...

Kirby ~Sometimes I feel, I don't belong... like a stranger on this planet... says:
(Wtf is “Brisk”?)
Kirby ~Sometimes I feel, I don't belong... like a stranger on this planet... says:
(It’s in my assorted pop case)
~Akira Avelon~ says:
((brisk Ice tea..))
Kirby ~Sometimes I feel, I don't belong... like a stranger on this planet... says:
(ew)
Kirby ~Sometimes I feel, I don't belong... like a stranger on this planet... says:
(THAT’S BRISK, BABEH!)

The Welsh Paddy
03-17-2008, 01:48 AM
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g89/TheWelshPaddy/ConvowithGaz.gif

This one got pretty random. xD

A Plywood Cow
03-22-2008, 12:33 AM
This is a strange convo between me and a random colombian woman.
atricia Reyes T.
10:51 PM

Tycoon
10:51 PM
?
Amparo Patricia Reyes T.
10:52 PM

Tycoon
10:52 PM
Who is this?
Amparo Patricia Reyes T.
10:52 PM

10:52 PM

is me
Tycoon
10:52 PM
Who?
Amparo Patricia Reyes T.
10:52 PM
me
Tycoon
10:52 PM
...
Amparo Patricia Reyes T.
10:52 PM
hi my name is Amparo, can you talk?
Tycoon
10:53 PM
Er, sure.
Amparo Patricia Reyes T.
10:53 PM
ok
10:53 PM

is funny
Tycoon
10:53 PM
Wait
10:53 PM

Hold on, why did you start this convo in the first place?
Amparo Patricia Reyes T.
10:53 PM
well im colombian and i was looking somebody to talk
Tycoon
10:54 PM
ooookay.
10:54 PM

Colombia?
10:54 PM

Hm.
Amparo Patricia Reyes T.
10:54 PM
yes
10:54 PM

why? a problem
Tycoon
10:54 PM
Nah, not a problem.
Amparo Patricia Reyes T.
10:54 PM
ok
Tycoon
10:55 PM
Don't talk to many people from Colombia, that's all.
Amparo Patricia Reyes T.
10:55 PM
im a old woman, jajaja 51, and you?
Tycoon
10:55 PM
Teens.
Amparo Patricia Reyes T.
10:57 PM
ok
10:57 PM

and you live with your parents, isnt?
Tycoon
10:57 PM
Yes, why?
Amparo Patricia Reyes T.
10:58 PM
no, ask anything
10:58 PM

is nice your picture
10:58 PM

funny
Tycoon
10:58 PM
Thanks
Amparo Patricia Reyes T.
11:00 PM
well i think that you are bussy and i want to know more persons, so i continue my work
11:00 PM

thanks
Tycoon
11:00 PM
bussy?
Amparo Patricia Reyes T.
11:00 PM
you are very gentil
11:00 PM

bye
Tycoon
11:00 PM
Oh, bye.
Amparo Patricia Reyes T.
11:00 PM
yes
Tycoon
11:00 PM
Work?
Amparo Patricia Reyes T.
11:00 PM
yes
11:01 PM

im looking persons
Tycoon
11:01 PM
for what?
Amparo Patricia Reyes T.
11:01 PM
to talk
11:01 PM

why
Tycoon
11:01 PM
Oh, just wondering
Amparo Patricia Reyes T.
11:02 PM
yes
11:02 PM

see you joung
Tycoon
11:02 PM
joung?
Amparo Patricia Reyes T.
11:02 PM
yes
11:02 PM

ten
11:02 PM

teen
11:02 PM

is young
Tycoon
11:02 PM
Ah, I see.
Amparo Patricia Reyes T.
11:02 PM
oh
11:02 PM

excusme
11:02 PM

my english
Tycoon
11:03 PM
It's alright
Amparo Patricia Reyes T.
11:03 PM
i like practice when talk
Tycoon
11:03 PM
Hm, I seee.
11:03 PM

*see
Amparo Patricia Reyes T.
11:03 PM
do you speak spanish?
Tycoon
11:03 PM
A little bit.
Amparo Patricia Reyes T.
11:04 PM
great, practice is good
Tycoon
11:04 PM
Hola, Come estan?
Amparo Patricia Reyes T.
11:04 PM
jaja
11:04 PM

muy bien
11:04 PM

adios, bye
Tycoon
11:04 PM
goodbye.
11:05 PM

What is it like in Colombia?
Amparo Patricia Reyes T.
11:06 PM
Colombia is a better country in the world, many places and food, many climates
11:06 PM

Cartagena
11:07 PM

San Andres Isla
11:07 PM

Bogota
11:07 PM

Cali
11:07 PM

Bucaramanga
11:07 PM

Medellin
Tycoon
11:07 PM
Bogota the largest city?
Amparo Patricia Reyes T.
11:08 PM
yes and not
11:08 PM

Medellin too
11:08 PM

Bogotà is tha Capital, wonderfull city
11:08 PM

i was born in Bucaramanga
11:08 PM

but i live in Bogota
Tycoon
11:08 PM
Hm.
Amparo Patricia Reyes T.
11:09 PM
Bucaramanga is warm and hot but i prefer cool
Tycoon
11:09 PM
Isn't a big statue of Christ in Bogota? Or am I thinking of a different country.
Amparo Patricia Reyes T.
11:09 PM
Bogota is for me
11:09 PM

yes, near Bogota inside the mountain,
11:10 PM

in Zipaquira, 30 minutes from Bogota
11:10 PM

But in Bogota we have Monserrate
11:10 PM

is very very nice
Tycoon
11:11 PM
What's Monserrate?
Amparo Patricia Reyes T.
11:11 PM
A mountaint special
11:11 PM

you look all Bogota from there
Tycoon
11:12 PM
Amazing view, right?
Amparo Patricia Reyes T.
11:14 PM
oh yse
11:14 PM

yes
11:14 PM

amazing view,
11:14 PM

ok young
11:15 PM

thanks for this minute
Tycoon
11:15 PM
Your welcome.
11:15 PM

Or dey nada.
Amparo Patricia Reyes T.
11:15 PM
i hope see you very soon = espero verte pronto
Tycoon
11:15 PM
you too
Amparo Patricia Reyes T.
11:16 PM
fuist muy gentil pero tengo sueño ya
11:16 PM

nos vemos
11:16 PM

chao
11:16 PM

adios
11:16 PM

bye
Tycoon
11:16 PM
Good bye.
Amparo Patricia Reyes T.
11:16 PM

11:16 PM


Tycoon
11:17 PM

Artorium
03-22-2008, 01:49 AM
HAHAHA!! omg Ty...this chick wants to steal you away to Columbia to make you her bitch. Your gonna hev the Columbian Mafia on your door to assainate you becasue you been chating up thier wife.LOL

Dr. Zoltan
03-22-2008, 01:08 PM
[11:04:49 PM] :-:Jãblés:-:: DAVE
[11:05:04 PM] -x-CharlieeB: no!!! he's a pervert! :'(:'(:'(:'(
[11:05:16 PM] :-:Jãblés:-:: Dave Mustaine isn't a pervert?
[11:05:35 PM] -x-CharlieeB: noDave is the guy who molested me
[11:05:37 PM] :-:Jãblés:-:: ahh
[11:05:41 PM] :-:Jãblés:-:: Dave Mustaine molested you!?
[11:05:45 PM] :-:Jãblés:-:: cool

NightCrawler
05-07-2008, 11:04 PM
Didn't wanna create a new thread so I'm posting this here. Read this today:

santi $1> apt-get install wife
#wife: The following dependencies will also be installed:
wife-car, wife-house, wife-dog, wife-friends, wife-mother_in_law, wife-no_more_TV_sports, wife-kid, wife-kidlibs, wife-bricomaniallibs.
#The following packages will be upgraded:
ego-restrainer, freedom-throttler.
Estimated installation time: 47 years.
Do you want to continue? (Y/n)

loled for 5 minutes flat.