Sex

[Larsa]

This is pretty much a remake of the very early thread on FFE.
Have you had sex yet and is it the best thing in the world or the worst?

[L]

No, I haven't. I don't really care for it, but if it happens, it happens. It's not anything I'm ready to rush or anything I'm looking for.

[Dave]

Wrong forums, this is for intelligent, long, meaningful discussion. Larsa you like to ask simple questions and get simple answers, that doesn't belong here.

[Jak]

I'm a little virgin boy.

[Hydro]

The first time you have sex, it's not really that great.
Due to all the hype, alot of people think "was that it?..good, but not that great!"

But when you become comfortable with who you are and what you like, and you really start pumping away at a girl... there's only 2 things better - football, and a very cold beer.

[Ex Deo]

Larsa, what's your deal? Do you get off on people talking about this stuff on here? Seriously, sex doesn't occupy as much of adults' conversation time as I think you think it does.

[Kanzen]

No, I haven't. I don't know when I will, and it's not something that I think about too much.

[Shinja]

Larsa, most of us don't care for sex now stop wanking off to our non-stories.

I've had it. It's okay. Nothing too special.

[Larsa]

There were only two reasons why I made this thread:
1. Because I really wanted to help the site become really active.
2. Because this was a really active thread on FFE.

Really I could give a shit to what you reply but I was just trying to help.

[Shinja]

It wasn't really that active. You're posting just to post.

[L]

Larsa, what's your deal? Do you get off on people talking about this stuff on here? Seriously, sex doesn't occupy as much of adults' conversation time as I think you think it does.

I'd believe it. I hate hype. I ignore it because it kills shit. D:<

The way I gather, Adults aren't really that different from Teenagers. Except they're older and they can do things we can't do legally. :mad:

Someone who thinks like that is doomed to be a virgin for the rest of their life unless they have pot and alcohol. :monster:

[Tom]

There were only two reasons why I made this thread:
1. Because I really wanted to help the site become really active.
2. Because this was a really active thread on FFE.


1. This isn't exactly a topic that should be one of the first on a new forum like PSB.

2. This is not FFE.

3. No, I'm a virgin, had the chance turned it down. Sorry if I break the age old stereotype that all guys like to "take it to the hole" when ever they can.

[Larsa]

It wasn't really that active. You're posting just to post.
I'm just saying that 321 posts is quite a bit. :monster:

It makes up 0.005807747282........of the posts on FFE.

[Ryder]

I've had sex and I personally think its the greatest thing on earth. A lot of people think its over-hyped but I fucking loved it. I've never had casual sex before, I've only had sex with a girlfriend that I loved. Sex with someone you love is fucking awesome because you get to explore different things, like handcuffs for example :D. But yeah, I've heard casual sex isn't so great but I wouldn't know.
I mean theres been chances since I split up with my girlfriend to have casual sex but I've always turned it down, I don't even know why.

Hydro on the other hand is a dirty bastard and loves the casual sex. WITHOUT a condom I might add. Crazy motherfucker.

[Exodus]

Does rape count?

[Larsa]

Does rape count?
If there's not a neutral opinion to it than yes.

[Ex Deo]

What about humping trees that vaguely resemble a vagina, does that count?

[Shinja]

What about humping trees that vaguely resemble a vagina, does that count?

XD If it's not at least soft then no.

[Hydro]

Hydro on the other hand is a dirty bastard and loves the casual sex. WITHOUT a condom I might add. Crazy motherfucker.

QFT!

Let's not forget that you're next ;)

[Jak]

No, I haven't. I don't know when I will, and it's not something that I think about too much.

Me and you, yeah?

[L]

Does rape count?

What kind of question is that? Of course it does. :monster:

[Black Chaos]

No, I haven't. I don't really care for it, but if it happens, it happens. It's not anything I'm ready to rush or anything I'm looking for.

No wonder you live in Virginia Hehehh

[Hydro]

No wonder you live in Virginia Hehehh

lolololllll!!!!!11111oneoneonetwotwolol

[Jak]

lol dats funni.

[Black Chaos]

No, that just Darkness seeker acting like a twat... :(

Gwad guiz don't ya know anything.
lol

[The Master]

Why not get him to sign up and use his own account to post then? Maybe that way people will be able to tell the difference.

Makes sense, ya?

[Black Chaos]

Why not get him to sign up and use his own account to post then? Maybe that way people will be able to tell the difference.

Makes sense, ya?


:( i don't know what you talking about but i toke 27 hours think of this username and you just have to be that unkind to me? :mad:

Well babys sorry its the end of me and you. :(

[Exodus]

Why not get him to sign up and use his own account to post then? Maybe that way people will be able to tell the difference.

Makes sense, ya?

Tell me of your sexual experiences. I'm curious, Istvie. :">

:monster:

[The Master]

orly? dat shit intres u?
wel k den

My first time was when I was 11 with a girl the same age, it was fairly shit tbph. Neither of us quite understood what the hell we were supposed to be doing. It's not one of my fondest memories. In fact if I could erase those events from history then I would.

After that it was about two years until I had sex again, and again I was still an inexperienced little fucktard,(not to mention just a fucktard in general rly ) and that time ended up being similarly disappointing. After that is when it actually started to mean something though, I was going out with a girl called Sara, and after about 6 months we (she) decided it would be a good idea for us to have sex. (I helped her come to that conclusion, obviously. :monster: )
Even though we were young, at that point it felt right, everything went pretty well, and I'm 90% sure I hit the target aswell which was doubly pleasing.
That's not to say it was the perfect fuck or anything like that but it was a hell of a lot better than the two previous times, and it was with someone I cared about which made it that extra bit moar enjoyable. Needless to say, we split up soon thereafter.

Is that enough or are you looking for a full sexual history with a list of all contracted diseases and a map to used condom locations? :monster:

[Jak]

are you my dad?

[The Master]

No, I never have and never will set foot in Scouserland.:monster:

[L]

No wonder you live in Virginia Hehehh


I live in Virginia because my mother spat me out of her vagina there. :)

[Larsa]

lol dats funni.
Have you all never heard that joke? It's so old and has been said more then a trillion times lol. Sorry to be so blunt and annoying but I just really hate that joke.

And I kinda hope that I can get laid with one girl (or guy) before I leave (flee) the country to live with my dad and the asians. I don't know how good their stuff can be.

[Black Chaos]

Have you all never heard that joke? It's so old and has been said more then a trillion times lol. Sorry to be so blunt and annoying but I just really hate that joke.

And I kinda hope that I can get laid with one girl (or guy) before I leave (flee) the country to live with my dad and the asians. I don't know how good their stuff can be.

Nah, larsa you might aswell flee to africa were apes live in the forest, because you do know you sorta of look like an ape.

[Jak]

I'm childish, I still laugh when people say penis.

[Hydro]

I'm childish, I still laugh when people say penis.

What about willy? :D

[Ryder]

No, I never have and never will set foot in Scouserland.:monster:

QFT
Damn.Fucking.Right.

[Shinja]

Nah, larsa you might aswell flee to africa were apes live in the forest, because you do know you sorta of look like an ape.
That was really unnecessary.


Give us full details pl0x

[L]

He's just trying to insult Larsa for not looking like the kind of man he wants. Bless his cottons.

[Shinja]

Obviously.

[Larsa]

That comment didn't really faze me too much.

[Shinja]

I know, but it was uncalled for D<

[Ryder]

I've had sex and I personally think its the greatest thing on earth. A lot of people think its over-hyped but I fucking loved it. I've never had casual sex before, I've only had sex with a girlfriend that I loved. Sex with someone you love is fucking awesome because you get to explore different things, like handcuffs for example :D. But yeah, I've heard casual sex isn't so great but I wouldn't know.
I mean theres been chances since I split up with my girlfriend to have casual sex but I've always turned it down, I don't even know why.

Hydro on the other hand is a dirty bastard and loves the casual sex. WITHOUT a condom I might add. Crazy motherfucker.

Well, as an update I've now fucked someone else so I can compare the two. It was fun with this girl and she knew what she was doing but it was NOTHING compared to how it felt with my ex. So casual sex is all good and well but it's not as good IMO.

[Larsa]

Maybe it just depends on the girl.

[Ryder]

.......How so?

[Larsa]

.......How so?
I was pretty much putting a thought out there but as you see I'm not experienced. But one girl might feel a bit more...... enjoyable..... or maybe..... softer (cough).

[Ryder]

So you're saying that one girl might be better in bed then another? Yes, very true but I was referring more to the emotional side of it more then anything.

[Jak]

Emotions Are For Losers!

[L]

So are thin condoms! :monster:

[Shinja]

So are thin condoms! :monster:


XD!!

[limitD:]

[Ryder]

Emotions Are For Losers!

Shut the fuck up virgin.

[Vinosec]

There were only two reasons why I made this thread:
1. Because I really wanted to help the site become really active.
2. Because this was a really active thread on FFE.
3. Because I like to wank of to your stories.

Really I could give a shit to what you reply but I was just trying to help.


Way, too much info. Larsa:p

[Derek]

I never saw this thread 0.o

Anyways, I've never had sex... yet. I've got urges like all others but that is what my hand is for... erm... I plan to have sex one day, but with someone a can really connect with... otherwise the sex would suck. Okay, maybe not "suck" but it wouldn't be "great". So, I'll stay a virgin for a while... until I find that certain someone to sexeh meh upz!

@Istvan Kovacs - I think it wasn't good because you were having premature sex :monster: I mean, at 11 years of age, girls dont even have boobs! Who knows what else is like a fetus trait! That and really, sex organs don't get cocky (lol) until age 14-17.

Way, too much info. Larsa:p

I lol'd

[Ryder]

LoL he said there was only two reasons then he listed three.


lolololololol

[L]

Like Derek, I pretty much feel the same. But I'm not really looking for any opportunities. I don't really care for it, because methinks that it's just like FFVII. Largely overrated. It's not worth the effort that you need to put in for at this time of life, imo. Unless pot and alcohol is the only effort that's needed. :monster:

[Larsa]

LoL he said there was only two reasons then he listed three.


lolololololol
I don't ever remember posting that lol.

btw, Derek, how old are you and have you had your first kiss yet?

[Derek]

Like Derek, I pretty much feel the same. But I'm not really looking for any opportunities. I don't really care for it, because methinks that it's just like FFVII. Largely overrated. It's not worth the effort that you need to put in for at this time of life, imo. Unless pot and alcohol is the only effort that's needed. :monster:

:ditto: (<- Gotta make the new announcement about the current changes :P )

[L]

I don't ever remember posting that lol.

btw, Derek, how old are you and have you had your first kiss yet?

Why would that matter? :monster:

[Derek]

I don't ever remember posting that lol.

btw, Derek, how old are you and have you had your first kiss yet?

18 and yes.

[L]

GOD FUCKING DAMN YOU >:C

I hate that you're using the same name as I usually do. xD

[Jak]

I just want to shaft the bird thats in my avatar.

[Ryder]

Like Derek, I pretty much feel the same. But I'm not really looking for any opportunities. I don't really care for it, because methinks that it's just like FFVII. Largely overrated. It's not worth the effort that you need to put in for at this time of life, imo. Unless pot and alcohol is the only effort that's needed. :monster:


Meh, you can only say something is overrated if you have experienced it IMO. And besides, it doesn't take much effort for some people ;)

[L]

Of course, you usually have to want something to get it. :monster:

[Hydro]

lol buttsecks is awesome =]

I, also, want the 14 year old that's in Jak's avatar.

[Jak]

unlucky lad

[Ryder]

I don't see how anyone could not want sex. Its like a basic instinct to want to spread your seed. I think some people should just own up and say "okay, I'm an ugly bastard with no social skills who can't get laid. I'm not waiting for the right opportunity and I sure as hell wouldn't turn it down if it was offered to me on a plate. I make excuses because I phail at life."

Come on Ven, you'll feel better.

[Larsa]

I don't see how anyone could not want sex. Its like a basic instinct to want to spread your seed. I think some people should just own up and say "okay, I'm an ugly bastard with no social skills who can't get laid. I'm not waiting for the right opportunity and I sure as hell wouldn't turn it down if it was offered to me on a plate. I make excuses because I phail at life."

Come on Ven, you'll feel better.
Or as my 7th grade science teacher said "We're baby making machines that have a lust for wanting to and having sex."

[Jak]

yeaaah thats pretty much true.

[Wanderer]

okay, I'm an ugly bastard with no social skills who can't get laid. I'm not waiting for the right opportunity and I sure as hell wouldn't turn it down if it was offered to me on a plate. I make excuses because I phail at life.

Do I get a cookie now?

Anyways, truth be told, I just don't want AIDs.

[Ryder]

I'm glad someone can finally admit it.

<3

[Larsa]

Ok, so let's open back up this thread by saying that I've finally done it. The only catch, it was with a guy, and I don't think I ever want to have sex again... I mean, it was pretty damn awesome, I thought it was probably one of the greatest and most fun things I've ever done, but I just think that's it.

And I had my first kiss, I don't think I like kisses... :(

[Batty Blindside]

Try it with a woman, though if you were capable with a guy I'm not sure it'll be easy with a woman. The main thing to remember here, is that everyone thinks it going slow is special. But when they have it they want it hard, fast, and full of phrases like "Don't come yet!", "Harder!", "Faster!", "Don't stop!", "OHHH FUCK! YESSS OHH YESS" or maybe that's just everytime I have sex O.o

[Not Ashley]

I might as well give my take on this…

First things first, no, I haven't done it. I'm 15 and I don't think underage sex is right. I'm sure a lot of you will disagree with me, but that's the way I look at it; I don't like knowing my friends have done it just to lose their virginity. It's up to them and all, but when I do it, I'll be legally allowed to and it'll be with someone I care about.

I'm not one of these people who could get it with a click of my fingers if I wanted to, but I know a few (hot) girls who would do it with me. It doesn't matter though, because I wouldn't stoop to the level of doing it with someone who I don't care about, and who will sleep with a lot of people because they like having sex.

I understand why other people are different, but I'm quite sensible, and am respectful towards girls.

[DivDee]

I broke my virginity the week before my 16th birthday lol. Most people feel the way Not Ashley does before they have sex but people will agree that once youve had it, your perspective changes dramatically.
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[ibcnuldu]

Okay sex.

First of all, Batty that is not true. :P Some of the best sex ever is not "pounding." Honestly, variety is best in my opinion. Yeah sometimes you want harder, but you have to be a little careful. You don't want her to walk away just feeling like she got a pelvic exam from the OBGYN. That supremely sucks. Bad.

And Larsa. Kissing really does blow in the beginning. Extremely awkward. But once you for lack of a better word practice with a person it can be AMAZING. Oh and wear a condom :P I'm not sure I'd want my first sexual experience to be anal, but to each his own. lol


Oh and lastly. I think sex is extremely over dramatized. Yeah it's really great for intimate relationships, but thinking back to when I was younger it was definitely made out to be something amazing from the start. It definitely takes work and communication to make sex amazing.

[Dave]

It's been like a month since I got laid.... I'm dying haha.

Sex is something that once you start having it, it really really sucks to give it up lol.

[Razzie]

I've been having sex since I was 15 or 16. Started with a girl I was with for over a year and now I live with my girl so it is a constant thing. The first time is awkward but it gets a ton better than that.

[Kerotin]

I think my girlfriend likes sex more than I do. its really tiring sometimes.

[Batty Blindside]

I might as well give my take on this…

First things first, no, I haven't done it. I'm 15 and I don't think underage sex is right. I'm sure a lot of you will disagree with me, but that's the way I look at it; I don't like knowing my friends have done it just to lose their virginity. It's up to them and all, but when I do it, I'll be legally allowed to and it'll be with someone I care about.

I'm not one of these people who could get it with a click of my fingers if I wanted to, but I know a few (hot) girls who would do it with me. It doesn't matter though, because I wouldn't stoop to the level of doing it with someone who I don't care about, and who will sleep with a lot of people because they like having sex.

I understand why other people are different, but I'm quite sensible, and am respectful towards girls.


On the contrary, a lot of people agree with you rather than disagree. Myself included. Too many kids these days hear about sex, thinks it makes you into something more and go out and do it. Guys brag to their friends about how the "bagged that chick" and give each other high fives, and girls are left on the side lines feeling used and abused.

Sex is too highly spoken of, it should be a sacred bedroom act in which people seldom talk about. Nothing wrong with talking about sex, but I think conversations should only steer towards sex when someone is looking for information, advice, or consolation. Hold onto that V-card of yours as long as you want. When you need advice or information, rather than debate, there are droves of us on the forums who will render aid as best we can.

I broke my virginity the week before my 16th birthday lol. Most people feel the way Not Ashley does before they have sex but people will agree that once youve had it, your perspective changes dramatically.

QFT
Your perspective does change, however it's best for the perspective to remain sacred and secretive.


First of all, Batty that is not true. Some of the best sex ever is not "pounding."

Perhaps the women who have had sex with me up to this day, like it pounding. Do note however; Only one person has ever had sex with me, and we were both deeply in love, and heavily short on time. We hardly had time for a slow sensual experience because of time constraints. So I think we both wanted to pound as much pleasure into the act as we could.

Oh and lastly. I think sex is extremely over dramatized. Yeah it's really great for intimate relationships, but thinking back to when I was younger it was definitely made out to be something amazing from the start. It definitely takes work and communication to make sex amazing.

QFT
Every person out there thinking about having something stuck inside of them, or sticking something inside of someone else needs to look at things from every point of view. Her view, His view, Mom and Dads view, the lady at planned parenthood's view (Yeah, She'll toss you a rubber, But only because she'd rather you have sex with one than without. There is little else beyond that), Oh and don't forget the judge's view when her parents take you to court for 'raping' their daughter.

The first time I had sex, I knew the day was coming. I did everything I could to make the moment enjoyable. I sought advice from a lesbian friend on the vagina and the gspot, I subscribed to Sexinfo101.com and read their forums and advice columns, I even read Dr. Ruth's stuff. I always kept true to one, mighty rule; "If she truly wants it, she'll pull it out"
The only thing I didn't have, was a condom. And that didn't even matter because I never got off my first time having intercourse. We were both virgins, both in love, and both horny as all hell. We stayed together for another year and a half, till I turned 18 and her parents found out we were having sex. There was talk of her father pressing charges against me for statutory rape, or just plain grabbing that shotgun he told me about the first time he met me. Nothing happened, I was on good enough terms with the family. But I do know people who are in jail right now because they didn't come out of it as lucky as I did.


It's been like a month since I got laid.... I'm dying haha.

Sex is something that once you start having it, it really really sucks to give it up lol.

3 months, and for 6 months before then it steadily declined to once a month. I'm a sexual being and part of my pleasure in the act itself is delivering pleasure to my partner. Top that off with the fact that I had sex anywhere from twice a day to every other day, regardless of where we were, after we first had sex. I feel REALLY lonely, and REALLY deprived.

[DivDee]

It's been like a month since I got laid.... I'm dying haha.

Sex is something that once you start having it, it really really sucks to give it up lol.EXACTLY. it isn't far away from an addiction, christ, I got it last night and I was a little pissed of that I didn't get it tonight lol, there may be something wrong with me...
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[Faded Hero]

How the hell have I NOT seen this thread?

I'm a whore, ask Ryder and his mom.

[Lady Rinoa]

How the hell have I NOT seen this thread?

I'm a whore

Agreed :P

*rapes*

[Jak]

It's been like a month since I got laid.... I'm dying haha.

Sex is something that once you start having it, it really really sucks to give it up lol.

this is why im glad im still a virgin (Y)

[Larsa]

this is why im glad im still a virgin (Y)
Smart man there. ;)

[DivDee]

The perfect example here.

I had sex last night, extremely good sex at that.

And I still feel like I havn't had it for ages. I really have a problem.
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[Tommy]

The perfect example here.

I had sex last night, extremely good sex at that.

And I still feel like I havn't had it for ages. I really have a problem.

Tomorrow's news headline

"Sex maniac DivDee slaughters 137 lambs in Wales. Claiming that it was his "purpose". When asked for a comment on why he commited these acts he simply unsheathed his sword and slapped the cameraman on the face."

[Saint]

this is why im glad im still a virgin (Y)

Liar. It's time you fess up to all the horrible things you and I did together.

[DivDee]

Tomorrow's news headline

"Sex maniac DivDee slaughters 137 lambs in Wales. Claiming that it was his "purpose". When asked for a comment on why he commited these acts he simply unsheathed his sword and slapped the cameraman on the face."Aye, MA "MEAT SWORD" YE MEAN!1!1!1!!!!!1!1!!!11!!!"12!"!21?!?!1"?!?!!?!POOPOO!!!21!!!1!
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[Not Ashley]

Tomorrow's news headline

"Sex maniac DivDee slaughters 137 lambs in Wales. Claiming that it was his "purpose". When asked for a comment on why he commited these acts he simply unsheathed his sword and slapped the cameraman on the face."Don't be silly, there aren't 137 lambs in Wales. There were only four people on my last count.

[Jak]

Liar. It's time you fess up to all the horrible things you and I did together.

Those things will never come to light!

[Jak]

Update: I've actually done it now, hoorah.

[Larsa]

Update: I've actually done it now, hoorah.
Did you enjoy it?

[Jak]

Yes, several times.

[DivDee]

Yes, several times.High Fukken Five brah!
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[Tom]

Not sure how having sex became a rite of passage. Its only an accomplishment if you're as pretty as Chris Farley's ass, otherwise its simply a question of when and with whom.

[DivDee]

Not sure how having sex became a rite of passage. Its only an accomplishment if you're as pretty as Chris Farley's ass, otherwise its simply a question of when and with whom.An accomplishment nonetheless, you high five that boy RIGHT NOW!
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[ibcnuldu]

An accomplishment nonetheless, you high five that boy RIGHT NOW!

Yeah really! Even if you think it's no big deal; to some people it is.

[Larsa]

Yeah really! Even if you think it's no big deal; to some people it is.
Jus' duh way ya perceeeve it :)

Sadly after doing it once for me, I don't want to do it again... :(

[Tom]

An accomplishment nonetheless, you high five that boy RIGHT NOW!

The high five is in the fact that he was able to feel a woman's warmth for himself, what else does he need? A ticker-tape parade doesn't need to be thrown every time someone loses their virginity.

[DivDee]

The high five is in the fact that he was able to feel a woman's warmth for himself, what else does he need? A ticker-tape parade doesn't need to be thrown every time someone loses their virginity.You been raped or somethin? It's either that or your just a humourless fuck.
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[ibcnuldu]

He's always been this way. He just needs to get over himself and join the real world. :monstersmash:


And to be honest. Yeah sex and the relationships are amazing and the feelings they bring are amazing. But to discuss these things in depth is too personal for most (including me) so we trivialize it to make it fun for the rest of us and relatable.

Oh and yeah, sometimes there's just times you need to fuck. ;)

[DivDee]

I will go as in depth as anyone wants but theres no need to take the fun out of it. Taking the fun out of sex would eliminate mankinds existence lol.
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[Tommy]

8==========D

hehehehehehe

[ibcnuldu]

Taking the fun out of sex would eliminate mankinds existence lol.

True that.

[Tom]

He's always been this way. He just needs to get over himself and join the real world.

I've experienced a woman before too, but I didn't rush out and tell everyone, why? Its none of everyone else's business. Oh, that's right, this is the first time I've actually admitted I lost my virginity. Surprise!

Seriously, what was I going to expect from you people? A pat on the back for expressing my love to a woman in a more physical manner? What would that have gained me? Me join the real world, perhaps it is me who is more in touch, or does your own elitist bubble forbid you from thinking such a thing?

I will go as in depth as anyone wants but there's no need to take the fun out of it. Taking the fun out of sex would eliminate mankinds existence lol.

No, I can't argue with you there. Me and my friends have quite the collective gutter mind, but we keep what we actually do to ourselves, who needs to know who f**ked who and when? Why does everyone else need to be privy to what goes on in someone else's love life? To admit that you did it, okay, cool, now you know what its like. If someone, even a close friend, were to come up to me and dramatically exclaim that they had lost their virginity, I'd ask them just exactly what do they want from me? A national holiday or something?

Way to go Jak, you have successfully made love. Was it worth it, or did you do it just so you can say you did it? If its the latter its no more an accomplishment than getting yourself a glass of water.

[DivDee]

Engaging in sexual intercourse, the very act that drives mankind forward into creating new generations of people, is apprently comparable to getting yourself water.

Awesome, I must be some kind of slut.
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[Tommy]

i've Experienced A Woman Before Too, But I Didn't Rush Out And Tell Everyone, Why? Its None Of Everyone Else's Business. Oh, That's Right, This Is The First Time I've Actually Admitted I Lost My Virginity. Surprise!

Seriously, What Was I Going To Expect From You People? A Pat On The Back For Expressing My Love To A Woman In A More Physical Manner? What Would That Have Gained Me? Me Join The Real World, Perhaps It Is Me Who Is More In Touch, Or Does Your Own Elitist Bubble Forbid You From Thinking Such A Thing?



No, I Can't Argue With You There. Me And My Friends Have Quite The Collective Gutter Mind, But We Keep What We Actually Do To Ourselves, Who Needs To Know Who F**ked Who And When? Why Does Everyone Else Need To Be Privy To What Goes On In Someone Else's Love Life? To Admit That You Did It, Okay, Cool, Now You Know What Its Like. If Someone, Even A Close Friend, Were To Come Up To Me And Dramatically Exclaim That They Had Lost Their Virginity, I'd Ask Them Just Exactly What Do They Want From Me? A National Holiday Or Something?

Way To Go Jak, You Have Successfully Made Love. Was It Worth It, Or Did You Do It Just So You Can Say You Did It? If Its The Latter Its No More An Accomplishment Than Getting Yourself A Glass Of Water.

Get This Man A Cosmopolitan! Hold The Politan!

[ibcnuldu]

No, I can't argue with you there. Me and my friends have quite the collective gutter mind, but we keep what we actually do to ourselves, who needs to know who f**ked who and when? Why does everyone else need to be privy to what goes on in someone else's love life? To admit that you did it, okay, cool, now you know what its like. If someone, even a close friend, were to come up to me and dramatically exclaim that they had lost their virginity, I'd ask them just exactly what do they want from me? A national holiday or something?


Okay well I'd like to think all of us here on PSB are some sick sort of version of friends. If you don't want to talk about sex with the people here then you shouldn't be posting in this thread maybe?


For Shit Sake, we didn't ask him if he gave the gal a Cleveland Steamer and want all the gory details. We just said congrats. Last time I checked that was a social norm?

[DivDee]

Okay well I'd like to think all of us here on PSB are some sick sort of version of friends. If you don't want to talk about sex with the people here then you shouldn't be posting in this thread maybe?


For Shit Sake, we didn't ask him if he gave the gal a Cleveland Steamer and want all the gory details. We just said congrats. Last time I checked that was a social norm?Hellz to the yeah.
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[Travnia]

I'm better than all of you in bed.

I'm on par with Christian Bale in American Psycho.

[Jak]

It seems i've sparks a phylisophical debate, and yes you can attack my spelling.

[Lady Rinoa]

I'm better than all of you in bed.

I'm on par with Christian Bale in American Psycho.

I'm better than all of ya, I am "the" sexay Mistress after all :P

I'm on par with Angelina Jolie ;)

[ibcnuldu]

I'm better than all of you in bed.

I'm on par with Christian Bale in American Psycho.

Does that include drugging hookers and sending them to the hospital?

[Travnia]

I'm better than all of ya, I am "the" sexay Mistress after all :P

I'm on par with Angelina Jolie ;)

There's only one way to settle this strife, a final showdown in bouncy arena.


Does that include drugging hookers and sending them to the hospital?

Duh? Why you make it sound like it's something weird?

[NightCrawler]

Christian Bale didn't drug no hookers. He cut them up with a medical scalpel while performing a little something I like to call 'anal destruction' Which why then sent them to the hospital.

BATEMAN FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

[ibcnuldu]

Christian Bale didn't drug no hookers. He cut them up with a medical scalpel while performing a little something I like to call 'anal destruction' Which why then sent them to the hospital.

BATEMAN FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

I'm pretty sure he drugged her the second time.

[Jak]

he beat up his mother and sister, init.

[Travnia]

So what? He fought off fucking dragons, he can knock shit outta whoever he wants.

[DivDee]

He can drug and cut whoever the fuck he wants, he's the goddamn Batman. (http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/e9/Goddamnbatman.jpeg)
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[Lady Rinoa]

There's only one way to settle this strife, a final showdown in bouncy arena.

Anytime ;)

[Dave]

Bouncy arena? All I can think of are those bouncy tents... you're corrupting my childhood.

[MistaRob]

Those things are fun to be in when your drunk. Just not too drunk. Else you'll ruin your clothes, shoes and the childhood of nearby children who will one day remember it when they're thirty and start "judging" people from atop a clock-tower.

[NightCrawler]

I call for a sex count. When did you do it last?

Me? Last week of August. Yeah, it sucks.

[DivDee]

Nearly a week ago.
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[ibcnuldu]

I call for a sex count. When did you do it last?

Me? Last week of August. Yeah, it sucks.

Suck it up wussy!

[Jak]

a week ago

[Lady Rinoa]

This morning if you count oral sex :D mmmm, best way to wake up when you feel an orgasm when you're half asleep...*gets tingles all over & has cheesy smile* xD

Oh & yesterday had a good session of ravaging :P

[Larsa]

About two months ago.

[Jak]

Well my girlfriend is on the pill, but it obviously isn't working seen as she's been on for like 8 days now.

[Ashley]

Yeah the doctors usually let you know that it takes about a month for it to be working 100%. Not saying the pill is 100% but its not going to be doing its job to the fullest yet. :P

[Jak]

I think shes getting that inplant in her arm next month or something.

[Ashley]

Ew. Just tell her to take the damn pill instead.

[Jak]

It's only a little thing in your arm, and it's free lol?

[Ashley]

It's only a little thing in your arm, and it's free lol?

I've never heard of an implant put inside the arm as a contraceptive. The Depo shot isn't good for you either. I think Lauren if anyone would know the most on the subject.

[Jak]

Well over here you can get a thing in your arm which stops you getting pregnant for like 3 years.

[ibcnuldu]

I've never heard of an implant put inside the arm as a contraceptive. The Depo shot isn't good for you either. I think Lauren if anyone would know the most on the subject.

Aww <3


I actually do. It's called the Norplant system here in U.S. It's been used off and on since the 90s. But people tend to choose the pill, Depo shot, or something like Nuvaring because there have been cases where scar tissue grows around the implant and they become very hard to get out. I don't know about you, but I really don't want my doctor to have to dig in my skin to get out something I can just pop in my mouth.

I can't remember if there's any delay time when you come off it though.

[NightCrawler]

Take the damned pill. It amazes me to think that people prefer invasive surgery over just taking a pill a day. How fucking lazy are we going to get? This increasing procrastination will be what dooms this planet.

You know why obesity in the US was only 10% in the 90s? People actually got off their asses and did work.

And do you know what it is now? More than 30%

[ibcnuldu]

It's not invasive putting it in. It just can be invasive trying to get it out.

[NightCrawler]

quit splittin' hairs cuz you so fat!

[ibcnuldu]

That'd make you a chubby chaser then :O

[MistaRob]

what ever happened to the good old days of bukake?

[Tommy]

what ever happened to the good old days of bukake?

You ever wonder what the new Big Mac sauce is made of?

[Travnia]

what ever happened to the good old days of bukake?

Did somebody say BUKAKE!?

*Cue applaud and woo's from audience*

[MistaRob]

it was the japanese' way of birth control. :monster:

[Tommy]

In fuedal Japan they would bury an unfaithful wife in sand or mud and the men of the village would bust over her face any time they wanted. Most of the time the woman got killed by slitting her throat. This is where bukkake originates from lol.

Bukkake: Fuck yeah!

[NightCrawler]

I call for reinstatement of this punishment for the unfaithful. Who's with me!?

[DivDee]

Aye!
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[Lady Rinoa]

What about for the unfaithful cheating ass motherfukking husbands? Chop their dick off? *ponders the idea* no, no…wait, I got a better idea, how about tie the guy up & every woman can kick their balls anytime, oh ya, I like that one much better :P

Any other ideas girls? xD

[Ashley]

Wrap a rubber band around the testicles and wait for the magic to slowly happen?

[Nyphe]

You could get a little twisted and use the option of a razor-wire covered metal dildo attached to a car battery on him...I'm sure that would give him a nice little lesson. *grins*

[ibcnuldu]

What about for the unfaithful cheating ass motherfukking husbands? Chop their dick off? *ponders the idea* no, no…wait, I got a better idea, how about tie the guy up & every woman can kick their balls anytime, oh ya, I like that one much better :P

Any other ideas girls? xD

Burry them in the sand with their butts poking out and stick things up their pooper :O

[Akira Avelon]

LO! Twisted talk. I love it! AHAHA Made my day after banning sooo many bots.

[NightCrawler]

By 'unfaithful' I was implying both sexes actually. And while I'm at it here's a good idea. How about you bury them with their heads poking out and do things to them involving two girls and a cup.

[Lady Rinoa]

Very nice ideas girls, I approve ;)

Never mess with a woman who has been scorned/neglected, we can be very vindictive. :p

[Larsa]

So ya, by the catholic bible (which I'm supposed to listen to and obey) I am now not a virgin. Got it goin' on with a girl when I was in China over the last two weeks or so.

[DivDee]

Huzzah!
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[Shinja]

So ya, by the catholic bible (which I'm supposed to listen to and obey) I am now not a virgin. Got it goin' on with a girl when I was in China over the last two weeks or so.

Our little Larsa ia all grown up now XD

[Larsa]

Ya, it's definitely overrated, I mean it felt nice and all but just wasn't anything that I'd want to do every day.

[Shinja]

Speak for yourself, homeboy.

I think sex is something everyone likes in their own way. Speaking of which, a friend of mine somehow sprained his big toe when wanking one day.

[Lady Rinoa]

Hmm…maybe you’re not doing it right? =O

And wait, didn’t you do it with someone already? A guy I believe? I remember you mentioned that somewhere or I think it was foreplay or something, meh I can’t remember, lol.

Anyways, sex is good for you. Period. Good exercise, releases stress, it’s quite enjoyable and just good for your soul ;)

Speaking of which, a friend of mine somehow sprained his big toe when wanking one day.

=O :laugh:

[Artorium]

Ya, it's definitely overrated, I mean it felt nice and all but just wasn't anything that I'd want to do every day.

Are you crazy, I'd be banging all day long if it was possible...the truth of the matter is, the more you do it, the more you want it. Sex is the most beautifull and natural thing in the world, its pure passion/love/lust in the purest refined form and to give that refined feeling away to some beautifull woman is the ultimate privilage.
The ruby fruit jungle is the first wonder of the world :D
However, trying to picture Larsa doing so scars me....

[Larsa]

Hmm…maybe you’re not doing it right? =O

And wait, didn’t you do it with someone already? A guy I believe? I remember you mentioned that somewhere or I think it was foreplay or something, meh I can’t remember, lol.

Anyways, sex is good for you. Period. Good exercise, releases stress, it’s quite enjoyable and just good for your soul ;)



=O :laugh:
Ya, but as I said on my first post on the present subject "I am a virgin by the "ethical" standards now."

But I think that both of us didn't really know what the hell we were doing so it probably makes a load of difference if you do know.

[The Dark Messenger]

Ya, but as I said on my first post on the present subject "I am a virgin by the "ethical" standards now."

Stop beating around the bush, at the end of the day you are either a virgin or your not. Honestly who says by 'ethical' standards these days. >_>

Are you crazy, I'd be banging all day long if it was possible...

Amen to that bruv, welcome to my lifestyle! :D





(yea you read, I used the term 'bruv') hahaha

Anyways, sex is good for you. Period. Good exercise, releases stress, it’s quite enjoyable and just good for your soul

Also it can be a good form of communication for many reasons. Got me through many hardships with girls.

[DivDee]

I love me a bit of sexy sexual sexytime :D
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[ibcnuldu]

I love me a bit of sexy sexual sexytime :D

Ditto.

One of the best things in my marriage to NC :D

[Queen Serenity]

Are you crazy, I'd be banging all day long if it was possible...

i second that, altho i would have to stop once in a while to breath... i apparently hold my breath, ive never noticed but i have to be told to breath during XD haha. it is 1 of the best things in the world, seconded only to cuddles and kisses

[Lady Rinoa]

it is 1 of the best things in the world, seconded only to cuddles and kisses

cuddddddddllllleessssss! :love: I wub cudddleess <3<3 I can not live without them! >.<

edit (oohh, I just noticed my post count, lol 777!!) =O

[NightCrawler]

My God you women are acting fucking gay. Keep your hugglez and kisses to yourself plz.

[MistaRob]

don't worry Larsa usually there's a reason that first rhymes with worst.

[Lady Rinoa]

My God you women are acting fucking gay. Keep your hugglez and kisses to yourself plz.

Quiet u! xD

So wait...you and ibby never kiss & cuddle? =O

[Queen Serenity]

hahaha i bet they dont janet. lol its too gay XD

*runs round the forum and HUGGLEZ every1... but gives NC an exta long HUGGLEZ*

live with it and gz on the 777 post count ;)

anyways lolz smexes is great :D

[ibcnuldu]

Quiet u! xD

So wait...you and ibby never kiss & cuddle? =O

Don't let him fool you. He is very into the kissing and cuddling. He just thinks it's gay to call it that. lol

[Lady Rinoa]

I knew it! He's a softy underneath all that rough exterior, haha =P

[NightCrawler]

I don't "HUGGLEZ & KISSEZZZ." Sorry that's just plain retarded. I like to do a little something called "pre-fucking" if you catch my drift.

See If I go around saying to my male friends "Dude I cuddled for hours last night" Everyone would look at me with narrowed eyes and then cautiously distance themselves from me.

However, replace this with "Dude! I pre-fucked for hours last night!" and then everyone goes "YOU DA MAN!"

[MistaRob]

Yes but unfortunately now everyone knows what "pre-fucking" means so we can go back to calling you a faggot. :monster:

Foreplay on the other hand, I'm okay with. Gets the mood set.

[Lady Rinoa]

Yes but unfortunately now everyone knows what "pre-fucking" means so we can go back to calling you a faggot. :monster:

QFT!

Srsly, guys are on crack, that's all I gotta say. :laugh: I dont give a shit how you call it, as long as we cuddle b-4, after, or in the middle, whatever! LOL that's all we care about and we all win, hehe. Makes us happy and boy oh boy we pleasure the hell out of you even more ;)

[Ashley]

QTF!

Srsly, guys are on crack, that's all I gotta say. :laugh: I dont give a shit how you call it, as long as we cuddle b-4, after, or in the middle, whatever! LOL that's all we care about and we all win, hehe. Makes us happy and boy oh boy we pleasure the hell out of you even more ;)

If you're going to use internet jargon you could at least use the right acronym.

QFT!

[Lady Rinoa]

If you're going to use internet jargon you could at least use the right acronym.

QFT!

Rolf, I didn't even noticed til now, haha. But yes, I quoted Robby for truth on that one, he got NC good xD

And speaking of good old NC, lol...all I gotta say that is proven that Ibby totally gets cuddles & kisses whenever she wants and he can't do nothing about it :P

[The Dark Messenger]

See If I go around saying to my male friends "Dude I cuddled for hours last night" Everyone would look at me with narrowed eyes and then cautiously distance themselves from me.

:laugh:

Now that was funny.

I have had the whole hug dicussion before with a group of 4 girls so I do don't dare to do it again, imagine the response I had but have to say if a particular girl likes hugs, suck it up becasue its worth it in the end. ;)

[Jak]

FOUR LONG MONTHS

</caps>

[Lady Rinoa]

ouch o.o

[Jak]

ouch indeed :(

[Larsa]

FOUR LONG MONTHS

</caps>
Getting close to two for me :(, life is starting to suck in general...

[ibcnuldu]

Pssh. I'm going on 6 months here soon. So grow a pair xD

[Jak]

Pssh. I'm going on 6 months here soon. So grow a pair xD

They're like fucking watermelons.

[rbrtchng]

cuddling makes me sleepy.

[Ruzty]

Lawl if its so fucking bad go out, get wasted, get laid. Easy as that.

[zachary]

I resort to getting laid by with one of my friends if we're that desperate.

Get's awkward for the next week though, =/

[The Dark Messenger]

I resort to getting laid by with one of my friends if we're that desperate.

Get's awkward for the next week though, =/

At least you can gloat on the fact you have a sex buddy.

[zachary]

At least you can gloat on the fact you have a sex buddy.

Eh, in the last two weeks it kinda had a bad experience. People found out that werent meant to know and rarara.

[DivDee]

You lucky bastard.
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[The Dark Messenger]

Eh, in the last two weeks it kinda had a bad experience. People found out that werent meant to know and rarara.

Well then you just say "at least I am getting some". Seriously mate who gives a fuck about what others think unless either of you are actually intimate with any of the "ones" not meant to know.

[zachary]

Well then you just say "at least I am getting some". Seriously mate who gives a fuck about what others think unless either of you are actually intimate with any of the "ones" not meant to know.

Oh well in that case, it's alllll gooooood :monster:

[Ugly Casanova]

Yes, I've had sex.

I really depends on who I'm having sex with. I liked it most when it was with my recent ex, though. He was noice.

[Rav]

Mindless sex is nothing compared to being in a relationship or with someone you care about, but it is a necessity at university.

[Ugly Casanova]

Thanks, Rav.

You just completely set my mind at ease with that university bull. :(

[Rav]

Is Alex at university, Adri?

[Ugly Casanova]

Yes, buttwipe.

[Rav]

I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonably and totally unconnected explanation for everything. Maybe he went to university for the sake of education? Anything's possible.

[Ugly Casanova]

Well, he kinda reinsured me that him going to college was for education. However that doesn't mean he won't do anything other than education. Then again, he said he wanted to be single for awhile, I guess that means something.

[Rav]

I thought you were better off without him the last time you had dramaz, and I don't even know this time haha. Let's just hope his "I just wanna be single" isn't the same as mine, which basically means I want no strings attached and I want it from everyone. That's normally how I am post-relationship.

Man, I really suck at this putting people at ease stuff.

[Ugly Casanova]

Hey, if he wants to be alone, that's okay. Whatever.

But I don't want him mad at me because of the drama stirring between him and my dumbass ex.

[Jak]

I hate this thread.

[Ugly Casanova]

It hates you.


In fact it told me so.

[Jak]

Really? Lets just do eachother a favor and hook up

[Ugly Casanova]

I don't like your girlish figure.

[Jak]

What if I wore a fat suit?

[Ugly Casanova]

Then your fat girlish figure would be a turn off.

[Jak]

Does anything make you happy?

[Rav]

Does anything make you happy?
Then your fat girlish figure would be a turn off.
This makes me happy.

[Ugly Casanova]

Does anything make you happy?

Nazi cookie monster would make Adri happy.

[Jak]

I shall look for a Nazi cookie monster costume, then.

[Ugly Casanova]

Not that kind of happy.

[Jak]

:(

[Funkrush!]

Wth kind of thread is this

[Ugly Casanova]

A thread of awesome.


A thread of originality.


A thread of hope?


That's what this thread isn't.

[sponge]

[Arnie Voice] IT IS A THREAD OF SEX [End Arnie Voice]

[Ruzty]

Can't belive this thread still lives:monster:

Oh and I like sex.

[zachary]

Maybe it should be converted to a thread about the current status of each members sex life:


upcoming dates:

Friday 10th - none
Saturday 11th - Pray to fucking god I get some
Sunday 12th - Hopefully, if the night before went well LOL.

[Jak]

I haven't had any since November, I'm a very sad boy :(

[zachary]

I haven't had any since November, I'm a very sad boy :(

masturbation ftw.

[Ruzty]

I haven't had any since November, I'm a very sad boy :(

Dude, go out. Get wasted, and get some. NOW!

[A Plywood Cow]

I haven't had any since November, I'm a very sad boy :(
I guess your 'devilish skinny british boy' charm has lost its...charm?

[Jak]

Shut up Don, I'll murder you.

[dWhite]

Sorry, but my sexual affairs are my business and my business alone.

[Jak]

..lol

[Lady Rinoa]

Sorry, but my sexual affairs are my business and my business alone.

Ooh, "the kiss and don't tell" kind of guy =P

[Ruzty]

Sorry, but my sexual affairs are my business and my business alone.

Then why even bother to post?
Its like posting "I don't like the PS3" in the what do you like about PS3 thread.

[Ugly Casanova]

Post count +1

[sponge]

Spam, this whole thread is just for spamming about everyones favourite word, sex

[Jak]

Then why even bother to post?
Its like posting "I don't like the PS3" in the what do you like about PS3 thread.

I was hoping someone would say that, I didn't have the heart.

[Ryder]

What's sex?

[Ruzty]

What's sex?

Thats between you and your right hand to decide.

[yyz]

Um, yeah! I've had sex... yeah.

[The Man]

My dry spell hit four years on Thursday :(

[ibcnuldu]

Holy shit.

[Sin-Riel]

Get a hooker or something.
Or buy some roofies.

[Lady Rinoa]

My dry spell hit four years on Thursday :(

4 years!!! Are you kidding me? I am frikkin dying and is only been 2 mos >_< *faints*

[Ashley]

Still think you need to put yourself up on Craigslist with the title:

"Horny white male looking for happy ending"

[Rav]

I'm still trying to get Adri to have sex with me.

[Sin-Riel]

But it'll prolly be an unhappy one!

[Larsa]

Wow, I never thought that my thread would ever become anything.

:) It's like the child I never will have.

[The Man]

Still think you need to put yourself up on Craigslist with the title:

"Horny white male looking for happy ending"

it's extremely tempting. :monstersmash:

[The Dark Messenger]

My dry spell hit four years on Thursday :(

Ouch!

I've actually had no action (or going all the way) for about a year now which is strange since I was pretty much a whore beforehand. I guess that'll happen when you chase after someone and fail. lolz

Never really craved it through the year though...(without a doubt the saddist thing I have said all year).

[Kerotin]

Atleast yall got some at one point. I have this one friend that gets scared by girls or something. On two separate occasions he has had a chance and both times I've ended up doing them later lol.

[ibcnuldu]

Atleast yall got some at one point. I have this one friend that gets scared by girls or something. On two separate occasions he has had a chance and both times I've ended up doing them later lol.

That's something to be proud of. :hm:

[The Man]

Yeah I definitely wouldn't say no to an opportunity like that. Maybe he didn't feel like either of them was the right girl or something.

[Jak]

I'm having a wank right now.

[The Master]

Atleast yall got some at one point. I have this one friend that gets scared by girls or something. On two separate occasions he has had a chance and both times I've ended up doing them later lol.
Maybe that friend was me, though it's not so much I was scared of girls, I just never could think of what to say, and the times I had something to say I was always really really nervous and found it extremely hard to approach them.
It probably doesn't help that the few times I got up the courage to approach anyone I was epicly shot down D=

Never really craved it through the year though...(without a doubt the saddist thing I have said all year).

I had that same feeling on and off during my 3+ year dry spell, although through the entire first year was the worst part, I craved sex pretty much all the time. The lack of craving it only came after about a year and a few months.

In my experience, sex is really only the best thing in the world if it's with someone you care about, trust, and respect. Without those three things it's really nothing special, and more just a way of releasing your urges and not much more.

[Sin-Riel]

I'm having a wank right now.
Must be in pain by now.