How do you want to die?

*A Plywood Cow* · 08-12-2008, 01:56 PM

Well, we all eventually die, so, I bet we all want to die SOMEWAY, so, how do you want to die?

Personally, I just want to die in my sleep, just so there is barely any pain involved.

Oh yeah, after I die, I want to be taxidermied suplexing a cougar.

Larsa · 08-12-2008, 02:48 PM

Originally posted by Tycoon

Well, we all eventually die, so, I bet we all want to die SOMEWAY, so, how do you want to die?

Personally, I just want to die in my sleep, just so there is barely any pain involved.

Oh yeah, after I die, I want to be taxidermied suplexing a cougar.

Lol

Well, the one way that I'm really scared about is being decapitated (Like at a guillotine) or killed with a lot of people at once, unarmed, in a lineup. So I think that's probably the way I do want to die, ironic I know.

MistaRob · 08-12-2008, 09:40 PM

I want to go the same way my grandfather did, quietly in my sleep. Rather than screaming and panicking like those passengers in his car.

Batty Blindside · 08-12-2008, 11:59 PM

Originally posted by MistaRob

I want to go the same way my grandfather did, quietly in my sleep. Rather than screaming and panicking like those passengers in his car.

Lmao, brilliant

I suppose the way I *want* to die, is in a free fall from an airplane. Just shut your eyes, and relax.

However, since I know there's no way in hell I'll be dieing in such a manner, I want my body to be pumped full of a plant growth stimulants, and buried 10ft under, with a tree resting on top of me.

Larsa · 08-13-2008, 12:02 AM

Originally posted by Batty Blindside

Lmao, brilliant

I suppose the way I *want* to die, is in a free fall from an airplane. Just shut your eyes, and relax.

However, since I know there's no way in hell I'll be dieing in such a manner, I want my body to be pumped full of a plant growth stimulants, and buried 10ft under, with a tree resting on top of me.

Natural stimulants or synthetic toxic shit?

MistaRob · 08-13-2008, 12:27 AM

I've always wondered about those people that commit suicide by either jumping out of a plane without a chute or off a tall building/bridge, if it must just suck that if on the way down, they suddenly have second thoughts and realize that their life is worth living.

Batty Blindside · 08-13-2008, 12:34 AM

Originally posted by Larsa

Natural stimulants or synthetic toxic shit?

Natural stimulants refined to be able to be pumped into a my body. No organic fertilizer, please. Then I really would be full of shit

Ashley · 08-13-2008, 03:47 AM

Originally posted by Batty Blindside

Natural stimulants refined to be able to be pumped into a my body. No organic fertilizer, please. Then I really would be full of shit

Lol.

I don't really care how I die as long as its epic.

Not Ashley · 08-13-2008, 04:31 AM

Like Blindside, I want to die one way, but it won't happen – from a heroin overdose! Likely though, I'll just kick the bucket in my sleep.

DivDee · 08-13-2008, 07:59 AM

Originally posted by MistaRob

I want to go the same way my grandfather did, quietly in my sleep. Rather than screaming and panicking like those passengers in his car.

Love that joke, can't remember what it's from.

I want to go saving someone or alot of people.
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ibcnuldu · 08-13-2008, 07:56 PM

Originally posted by MistaRob

I've always wondered about those people that commit suicide by either jumping out of a plane without a chute or off a tall building/bridge, if it must just suck that if on the way down, they suddenly have second thoughts and realize that their life is worth living.

That would suck.

A little while back some guy shot himself in the chest to commit suicide. I'm not sure that's any better because then you suffer for 5-20 (depending where you hit) minutes and then die. Best just to stay away from suicide

I think I'd pretty much just like to go in my sleep. Or of sudden cardiac death like my uncle did. His chest hurt for a second and then he was gone.

Another good one is Alzheimer's, then you don't remember anything about it

But then it sucks for all your friends and family.

Larsa · 08-13-2008, 10:04 PM

I just remembered another way that I might want to die from icbnuldu's third paragraph, I want an artery to burst while I'm just standing somewhere so I die instantly.

Saint · 08-13-2008, 10:14 PM

I want to die of an aneurysm in my sleep. Dull, I know. But it's painless, mentally and physically.

Razzie · 08-13-2008, 10:39 PM

I want to die in battle! Swords blazing! For the glory of... Wait, been reading too much Drizzt lately. I don't really care how I die. You'll end up in the same place no matter how it happens. If it's painful, it'll make the sweet release that much sweeter. Though, I'd prefer to not die from cancer. It's taken enough of my family, I'd rather not let it take another.

Saint · 08-13-2008, 10:42 PM

Originally posted by Razzie

You'll end up in the same place no matter how it happens.

Well obviously you're not a terrorist. So, you know, thank God for that.

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MistaRob I was raised on the dairy Site Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Scranton, in the Dunder Mifflin building Posts: 681 (view posts) Thanked: 32 times Rep Power: 6	I want to go the same way my grandfather did, quietly in my sleep. Rather than screaming and panicking like those passengers in his car. __________________ The Life Stream

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MistaRob I was raised on the dairy Site Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Scranton, in the Dunder Mifflin building Posts: 681 (view posts) Thanked: 32 times Rep Power: 6	I've always wondered about those people that commit suicide by either jumping out of a plane without a chute or off a tall building/bridge, if it must just suck that if on the way down, they suddenly have second thoughts and realize that their life is worth living. __________________ The Life Stream

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Larsa Hot Indian Chick Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: hell, they like to grow wheat here... Age: 19 Posts: 1,460 (view posts) Thanked: 33 times Rep Power: 7	I just remembered another way that I might want to die from icbnuldu's third paragraph, I want an artery to burst while I'm just standing somewhere so I die instantly. __________________

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Saint Pants Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Iowa Age: 28 Posts: 173 (view posts) Thanked: 11 times Rep Power: 6	I want to die of an aneurysm in my sleep. Dull, I know. But it's painless, mentally and physically. __________________ Ad Vitam Aeternam an Ad Absurdum

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Not Ashley Senior Member Site Staff Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 297 (view posts) Thanked: 39 times Rep Power: 6	Like Blindside, I want to die one way, but it won't happen – from a heroin overdose! Likely though, I'll just kick the bucket in my sleep.

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Razzie Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 12 (view posts) Thanked: 1 times Rep Power: 0	I want to die in battle! Swords blazing! For the glory of... Wait, been reading too much Drizzt lately. I don't really care how I die. You'll end up in the same place no matter how it happens. If it's painful, it'll make the sweet release that much sweeter. Though, I'd prefer to not die from cancer. It's taken enough of my family, I'd rather not let it take another.

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