Top 10 Dumbest Things Green Lantern Has Ever Constructed

7. A Giant Teddy Bear to Catch a Purse Snatcher

Again, the sheer lack of necessity of this construct is mind boggling. This is an unbalanced homeless man stealing someone’s purse, and Green Lantern decides that the best thing for a guy in a fragile mental state is to have a giant green teddy bear pick him up and then sit on him.

His crime-fighting technique can best be described as playful and undignified. What happens when the cops show up and this guy’s ranting about being stopped by a giant teddy bear? He’s going straight to the wacky ward, that’s what. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 loonies. Great work, Lantern.