Top 10 Dumbest Things Green Lantern Has Ever Constructed

6. A Green Lantern Restaurant AND Waitress

Green Lantern says it best in his own narration bubble. It takes quite the loser to decide that, instead of going to a real restaurant all alone, he’ll just make his own restaurant to eat in by himself, complete with waitress and personalized placemats.

Something like this is clearly the first step towards insanity, and a story where GL becomes a recluse and builds himself an entire fictional world that he can be the ruler of.

Oh man, suddenly the Emerald City and the Wizard of Oz makes a terrifying amount of sense.