Top 10 Sexy Games For Perverts

MONSTER MONPIECE

Vita

 

I’m going to  use the ‘but… but… it’s actually a really great game’ defence here, as I frantically rub away at my Vita like some kind of sex-starved lunatic hobo, who’s stumbled upon an old copy of playboy at the side of a railway.

There’s a lot to respect about this title, the unfolding nature of the game which has you physically opening booster packs on the touch screen and the fact that the TCG elements are quite involved, strategic and would hold up regardless of the sexiness.

But you don’t want to know about the pros of this as a stand alone TCG  do you? You’re here for the sexy – and it’s here that things certainly get interesting.

Cards that you collect can be powered up in a rather unique way. Unlike games like Valkyrie Crusade, where you evolve or amalgamate cards of like-types. Monster Monpiece asks that you open up a full view of the card you want to power up and then poke and prod at the sexy artwork in the right places to build meter.

Once you’ve got them to the appropriate level it’s time to frantically stroke your card to bring them to… er… fruition. Be successful in this rather ridiculous process and your cards will be 1) Even more awesome and 2) even more saucy.

What’s not to like?

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